Definder - what does the word mean?

What is twelve?

a dyme that gets 2 extra points for having a really good personality.

the two extra points is for personality (only crack heads add extra points on a scale of one to ten based solely on looks plus using any number higher just makes you look stupid).

scenario 1
Person A: "A dawg, that shawty right there is a twelve!"
Person B: "You mean a ten?!"
Person A: "Naw, plus two for personality."

scenario 2
Person C(for crack head): "Hey that girl is a FIFTHTEEN!"
/everyone looks at him funny/
Person B: "what are you smoking?"

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Twelve - what is it?

a number, after eleven and before thirteen. anything else is classified as a regional colloquialism.

ten (10), eleven (11), twelve (12), thirteen (13)...

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What does "twelve" mean?

The Age I hated. Its when hormones are kicking in and you start junior high and all the drama starts. You Want to be treated older but every one treats you like a baby. but you are sooo close to being a teen you cant stand it. You secretly want sex but no one knows it because they, again, think you are a baby. Again, HATED it.

14-YEAR-OLD: Wow you are really hot

12-year-old: thanks you too

14-year-old: Wait how old are you?

12-year-old: twelve.

14-year-old: You are way too young for me. you're just a baby who dosen't know anything.

12-year-old: :'(

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Twelve - what does it mean?

The act of wheelieing a motorcycle until the tail touches the ground. Named for the front wheel being at twelve o clock

Damn, did you see Jon twelve his R1 yesterday

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Twelve - meaning

I should be twelve.

I like girls, just don't expect me to say it out loud.

I hate 'em too - very loudly.

I didn't mean to, somebody pushed me!

School days are way too looooong.

Weekends are way too short and not enough of 'em.

Is it Lunch yet?

Who taped thumb tacks to my chair seat?!?

I wanna drive it!

But I want one with a motor on it!

Where's the food?

OK, the can's open. Now what?

They are not from K Mart!

Hey! You ever played with a Harry Potter Broomstick? No, I mean played with one.

Do I gotta do math today?

Who cares who was President in 1841?!? He's dead ya know!

Oh, wow! Stephanie's bending over! Nnnnniiiiiicccccceeeee!

I don't think I'll ever be old enough to get away with that.

If the doctor puts his hand under boys' balls and says to cough, what does he do to girls, grab their tits and say to fart?

See? I would make a great twelve-year-old. Been there, done that. Being twelve is wasted on people who will spend a whole year learning how to be twelve and when they finally get it right, they turn thirteen and have to start over. Being twelve should be reserved for people who already know how.

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Twelve - definition

A 12 inch piece of vinyl.

The records club DJs usually play.

I got some dope new 12"s to play at the club tonight

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Twelve - slang

a word for people who are bisexual

rachel should wear the number twelve!

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Twelve

MUCH higher than I can count; I don't even have enough fingers to do that one.

Well, I can't count to ten but someone told me I've got ten fingers... That's close enough, right?

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Twelve

synonym to yeah right, as if, or ye, used in a disrespectful way most of the time, originated in pendleton, south carolina!

Ugly dude: Hey, wanna go to prom with me?
me: 12!

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Twelve

the police.

aye folk there go twelve right there.

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