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What is Merritt?
The act of having unprotected sex, usually resulting in pregnancy.
Me and my girlfriend totally pulled a Bryan Merritt last night. She is buying a pregnancy test now.
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Merritt - video
Merritt - what is it?
An extension of Godwin’s Law, Merritt’s Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that a participant will stop discussing things and just throw up a series of “memes” (see below). When such an event occurs, the person guilty of running afoul of Merritt's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.
You started using memes instead of words so, according to Merritt's Law, you lost!
What does "Merritt" mean?
A cool guy, usually has a lot of friends, has good taste in films.
Wow, look at him! I wish I was a Merritt!
Merritt - what does it mean?
The thiccest dick you’ve ever met, and what he lacks in size, although he is above average, he gains in toungue length. His eating out will be a night to remember for any girl. His technique is masterful. On the non sexual side he gives outstanding advice and the best hugs.
Merritt is the nicest guy, with a really pleasurable dick. What a classic Merritt
Merritt - meaning
The greatest guy on Earth. His eyes are distracting. He has the cutest smile and the funniest laugh. He is a bit shy, but he is a great boyfriend. He will tell you he loves you every day and his eyes make you melt and make you feel like you are the most important girl on earth. He is an amazing soccer player, an amazing guy, and an average student. He loves sports and old music. If you have a Merritt, never let him go. He's the best thing that will ever happen to you.
"Oh my god I think I'm in love."
"Hmmm, did you meet a Merritt?"
"How did you know!?!?"
"You're one lucky girl!"
Merritt - definition
A popular male student who is very sweet, good looking, and very intelligent. He has dark eyes that are easily distracting and dark, curly hair. Best friend of Luke, sometimes he's stuck-up, but most times he's the most charming person you'll ever meet.
"Have you seen Merritt today?"
"Yes, I can't wait to see him again!"
"That kid is so perfect, his name has to be Merritt."
Merritt - slang
An absolute goddess. An amazing strong women with unremarkable beauty ultimately a female deity. Someone all the guys can’t help but stare at.
“That girl is an absolute Merrit. She’s so fine.”
She is so pretty her name has to be a Merritt
Merritt
A girls name, describing someone who is sexy and cool, cares for her friends and has great taste in films.
Merritt's opinions about movies always have merit.
Merritt
Pretty much the coolest person alive. If female, she has her hand in a thousand projects at once. Always to start, hardly ever finishes. Likes smoking weed and hanging out with friends. Pretty much wants to do nothing and get paid for it. Likes to abide by the law unless she doesn't think it's a good law. Travels a lot.
If male, struggles with being extremely cocky due to amount of women fall for him. Close to his family and loves his dog.
"Oh do you want to paint the house today?"
"Um, you know we won't finish, don't be such a Merritt"
Merritt
A super hot brunette who is hotter than the sun
She had a hot bod that makes guys drool
She is not a fan of white foods
She is a very talented singer, dancer, artist, poet, and comedian
Her milkshakes really do bring all the boys to the yard
Every guy ever: Woah! That girl must be a Merritt! She hotter than the sun!