Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Merf?

"Narf" + sighing, or a remark meaning you are confused.

Merf! That was a long day's work!

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Merf - what is it?

A sound of sadness, depression, or arrogance. Usually used in a "Facebook" status.

Example:

Bob Smith: Merrrrf =(

or

Jim: Hey Fred, whats wrong?
Fred: I feel Merf-y today :/

sad Depressed =( : :(

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What does "Merf" mean?

The sound a small dog makes to get attention; also used by humans attemtping to communicate to their dogs.

Human enters room MERF!
Dog's ears go up, comes towards master
WOOF!

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Merf - what does it mean?

To make a mistake. The term results from the step-by-step transitioning as follows:

1. Fucked up
2. Muffed up
3. Merfed up

Also, a slurring of "motherfucker" which can be used in polite public.

After erasing a large data file from his computer, Tony's friend said, "Dude, you merfed up big time!"

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Merf - meaning

1.(noun)A very attractive female that is very obnoxious and annoying.

1. That bitch is hot yo.
Ya...to bad she's a merf.

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Merf - definition

Only the true degenerete with a depreaved mind could elicit such a word. It has no meaning and at a simple utterance can drive a sane man Mad!

"Merf" - to which others in the room reply "OH GOD IT BURNS!!!"

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Merf - slang

A statement, used to ensue displeasure in something.

When I was asked by my therapist how I felt, Only one response came to my mind, "merf.".

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Merf

A merf is the wedgie women receive when underwear goes between the flaps of the vagina.

I need to go to the bathroom to fix this Merf.

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Merf

A Hawaiian local slang word for a large muscular guy or gal.

"Whoa bradda, the kine is merf!!"

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Merf

Wolfy Slang: A word covering multiple purposes depending on the context.

An easy substitute and / or acommpaniment for:

Sighing.

Expressing disdain, indifference, shame, and / or sympathy.

Shrugging. (files under expressing indifference)

Example I
Person A: What do you have to say for yourself?!

Person B: Merf..... I'm sorry.

Example II
Person A: Merf... Today sucks

Person B: What's wrong?

Example III
Person A: What do you think of my new girlfriend?

Person B: Merf... You could do better.

Example IV
Person A: My boyfriend is a jerk!

Person B: Merf, I'm so sorry. You deserve better.

Example V
Person A: You're incouragable...

Person B: Merf.

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