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What is McClane?
the theory that as an online discussion about Christmas/holiday movies progresses, it becomes inevitable that someone or something will eventually be mentioned that Die Hard is indeed, a Christmas movie
{person 1}I think Home alone is the best Christmas movie.
{person 2}Nah, the Grinch is the best!
{person 3}What about Jingle All The Way?
{person 4}Did you know Die Hard is a Christmas movie??
{person 5}Hahaha, mcclane's law!
McClane - meme gif
McClane - video
McClane - what is it?
Using a long thick ice sickle to vaginally toy your favorite lady on those cold kinky winter nights
The wife was feeling kinky last night so is broke an ice sickle off the roof and John McClaned her. Untill she melted it completely away.
What does "McClane" mean?
A person with a weak constitution, little to no redeeming qualities, few positive attributes and no apparent skills or talents.
I emphatically and repeatedly informed my sister's boyfriend that he was Dookiestain McClane as he frequently broke eye contact and weakly smiled in silence having neither the balls nor the grounds to contest such an assertion.
McClane - what does it mean?
Amazing, princess, flirtatious by accident, cute, funny, singer, beautiful but doesnt know it (yet)
aww i love MacKenzie McClane shes so cute and funny
McClane - meaning
When you enter "the zone" in a video game and begin killing enemies at will. Seeming to be untouchable and indestructible.
Taken from the Die Hard movies where the Bruce Willis character of John McClane seems to kill at will without getting hurt.
Leroy Jenkems was killing guys left and right and then went all John McClane on them and took over the match.
We were loosing the match but MOB4LIFE gave them "The John McClane" move and killed everybody.
McClane - definition
vest: aka tank top t-shirt: aka wife-beater.
Usually seen because McClane gets so beat up throughout the course of the movie any regular shirt he is wearing at the beginning gets too mangled to wear by halfway through the movie.
McClane - slang
The star of Die Hard, and anyone wearing a vest!
When you say John McClane, you should roll up your sleeves to symbolise a vest!
McClane
n proper: Protagonist of the Die Hard series and BAMF who transcends humanity.
v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative means.
n: Who do you think you are, John McClane?
v:
1- to kill helicopter with building
2- to duct tape gun to your back
3- to kill a plane with a zippo lighter
4- to cross Mannhattan in a matter of minutes (truly impossible in case you've never been there)
5- to kill another helicopter with a telephone cable
6- to knock a guy out of a hilicopter with a fire hydrant
7- to kill a heicopter with a car
8- to drive through a power plant with an SUV
9- to kill an F-35 with a briefcase
10- to shoot yourself to shoot the guy right behind you
11- to do any of the above while on vacation
"I just John McClaned that dude in Halo!" (after driving a warthog into a banshee and having both explode as a result)
McClane
At the end of Sexual intercourse, the male would ejaculate his semen onto the soles of a woman's feet and say:"Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker"
The female would be forced to wash her feet in a sink to clean them; as John McClane washed blood from his feet in the film Die Hard.
I did the McClane on her
I totally McClane'd that bitch
McClane
verb (Ma-klay-ne) - to educate with pain, defeat or just lay a smackdown.
Taken from the character Bruce Willis portrays in the Die Hard films.
"Don't make me McClane your ass"
That dude just "McClaned" the shit out of that burger.