What is May 2nd?

National cuddle day is May 2nd. But who knows, maybe it ends with a nice fuck.

Person 1: What day it is?
Person 2: It's May 2nd!
Person 1: WOW it's cuddle (and maybe fuck later) day!
Person 2: oh I didn't remember!! Come to my house!

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May 2nd - video

May 2nd - what is it?

International angst day :) the day where fanfics are all pain and suffering

person 1: hey it's May 2nd, you know what that means?
person 2: oh god

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What does "May 2nd" mean?

National get a blowjob day

“Do u know what day it is”
“May 2nd?”
“national get a blowjob day”

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May 2nd - what does it mean?

This day is when weird people are born

Hey! Rebecca was born in may 2nd! No wonder she is weird!

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May 2nd - meaning

A national holiday.

This holiday was created in memorial to the epic importance of the day that Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord. Also, this day is one to lament over the lives lost in that historical battle at Hogwarts.

We celebrate this Holiday by mimicking the attire of all who fought in the battle. We consume butter beers, in respect to the children's favorite drink. Also, we carry around wands, and control everything with spells.
Please respect this holiday, and do not mock, for if you do, our powers will overcome you.

"Do you remember May 2nd?"
"Of course I do, that day will forever be in my heart!"

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May 2nd - definition

Lots of famous people were born on this day. It is a significant day because it is the day after May Day which is a day of celebration, but more importantly a day of freedom for working class people. May Day is such an important day, many have extended the celebration into May 2nd.