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What is Mattel?
A bunch of scumbags who like to ruin franchises for no f*cking reason.
EXAMPLES OF FRANCHISES THAT THEY'VE RUINED:
Thomas & Friends: At first they seemed to improve it, but sometime in 2017, some kid told a writer of the show that trains go places, but Thomas doesn't go anywhere, and so Mattel created BWBA (Big World! Big Adventures!), which in my opinion was the final nail in the coffin for the franchise, because the WHOLE T&F series was cancelled after Series 24, and then turned into the steaming pile of sh*t known as All Engines Go. Basically, the whole series turned into garbage that's made just to sell toys.
Bob The Builder: They turned a cartoony series into a realistic series and made it formulatic as hell, reminding TTTE fans of Sharon Miller.
In conclusion, Mattel are greedy nincompoops who do thinks that no one asked for.
Guy 1: So, why did you quit the Thomas fandom?
Guy 2: Basically, Mattel f*cked up everything great about the franchise and made it a baby show for no apparent reason.
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Mattel - what is it?
A drag queen who wears a lot of makeup and won season 3 of All Stars
She is a living barbie doll
Do you know Trixie Mattel won All stars 3
Yeah of course!!
What does "Mattel" mean?
a shitty ass game console made by mattel
some dude: the Mattel HyperScan SUCKS.
Mattel - what does it mean?
1. A male person who seems like a strong assertive man on the outside, but closer inspection reveals that he is, in fact, metaphorically dickless and balless, like a male Barbie doll, which is anatomically incorrect; 2. A gutless, spineless man
plural: Mattel men
Not to be confused with a man being called a KEN DOLL, which is synonymous with PRETTY BOY or MIMBO
I thought David had balls, but when I got to know him I realized he was a Mattel man.
Mattel - meaning
trixie is what brian’s (trixies) stepdad used to call her when she was being to feminine and she had to fill in for a girl named trixie for brian’s first time in drag.
mattel is the toy manufacturing company for barbie.
trixies drag (makeup and clothes) is inspired by barbie
trixie mattel is an american drag queen from season 7 of rpdr and all stars season 3
Mattel - definition
Female that is more plastic than human.
"Nothing on that gal is more than 5 years old. My daughter has Barbie dolls older than that. I wonder if she's stamped with a Body by Mattel" logo. " See fauxen
Mattel - slang
Trixie Mattel (Brian Furkus) is beloved drag queen who was on RuPauls Drag Race season 7 and All Stars 3, in which she won All Stars 3. Trixie has built quite the empire with multiple albums, a cosmetics brand and 2.2 million followers on instagram. She also has a hilarious YouTube series "UNHhhh" with fellow Drag Race alumnus Katya Zamolodchicova where they tell stories of fights, drugs, drama, and sex.
Oh my goodness did you see the new episode of "UNHhhh" where Trixie Mattel told us about her being carjacked and almost killed?
Mattel
Drag queen who uses over the top eye and lip make-up too look like a doll.
Did you see Trixie Mattel's dress last night?! She looked like a barbie!
Mattel
Trixie Mattel (Brian Furkus) is beloved drag queen from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Now living in WEHO. She appeared on RuPauls Best Friend Race season 7 and All Stars 3, in which she won All Stars 3 (rightfully so). She also has a hit TV show on Viceland with fellow Drag Race alumnus Katya Zamolodchicova. She uses over the top makeup skills to look like a doll.
Trixie Mattel didn't rob Shangela of the All Stars 3 crown.
Mattel
Implying that a woman's breasts are fake. Or that one has had plastic surgery done to look more barbiesque.
She is totally mattel.
Hey Dash, check out mattel, 10 o'clock.
She ain't real, that is All mattel.