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What is Mateusz?
When a predatory woman (ages 39-62) targets a young man (ages 13-24) and brings him into her domain. Her domain is an isolated area such as a basement, dungeon, or apartment. Both the cougar and young man do role play in which the young man gets tied to the bed. The cougar proceeds to cut off the limbs of the young man and sell the body parts to Somalian pirates to pay off her tab at Hooters.
Delinquent #1: She pulled a Dirty Mateusz on Timmy... He was only 13.
Delinquent #2: Too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
Delinquent #3: Haha! Bro, we can dress him up as Patrick the starfish for Halloween.
Mateusz - meme gif
Mateusz - video
Mateusz - what is it?
Polish way to describe a greasy virgin. Mateusz gets absolutely no bitches and never touched any women. Even his mom doesn’t love him.
- he’s such a mateusz
What does "Mateusz" mean?
Mateusz can be an asshole but he's a sweet guy. If you don't date him your out of your mind!!! He's a very funny guy but sometimes when things don't turn out the way you wanted to be.
Kathy: I can't get him out of my mind:(
Sam:get over him mateusz
is an ass for leaving you
Mateusz - what does it mean?
Mateusz is awesome.
Mateusz is leet
Mateusz - meaning
Sexy guy with great moves in bed and can get inside really quickly and bust so hard I bust in his mom
That guy was so good last night, he was a Mateusz
Mateusz - definition
Dopest mf out there. Mateusz gets all the women and is rich as hell. His physique is chiseled out of stone.
“Yo this kid I met was so fine”
“Oh ya that must’ve been Mateusz”
Mateusz - slang
The best person in the universe there is no fucking way you can hate him, in other words he is the greatest guy on earth
mateusz is great mateusz is love
Mateusz
He is really cool guy from Poland he was in mental hospital but hey theres some up sides to that.
-Hey what is your name?
-Mateusz
-Wow will you go out with me i love you from just your name alone
Mateusz
Polish people who lack the sensible skills to function as normal members of society
Youre such a mateusz
Mateusz
Mateusz is the polish name for Matthew. Mateusz loves soccer and his two friends start with K and M. Mateusz can be a jerk but always makes up for it. He does have a crush on a girl in his class but is bad at not showing it. Mateusz is tough on the outside and soft on the inside.
Friend that starts with a K: OMG is that Mateusz?!
Friend that starts with a M : no wayyyyyyyy