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What is Marlton?A God among three other people. No one has as much swag as the engineer of destiny. Dayum. Marlton Johnson is sassy. Marlton - meme gifMarlton - videoMarlton - what is it?Located in South Jersey, also known as "Dirt Town", Marlton is undoubtedly the preppiest town in the country. It's overflowing with hordes of preppy little girls who refuse to wear anything other than miniskirts and cling to purses as if their lives depended on them. Stay far, far away. Marlton sucks. Get me the hell out of here. What does "Marlton" mean?A town in New Jersey that is built and named after dirt whit very little hot girls. "marlton sucks" Marlton - what does it mean?A horrible upper-middle class Philadelphian suburb in South Jersey filled with awful, fake, snobby deceptive people, and the tools who are used by them. One would think that because Marlton is a relatively wealthy town that there wouldn't be so many white trash lowlifes (the product of a bratty childhood and careless parenting) as well as skanky rubbish high school sluts, but lo and behold, there are! Every time someone from West Deptford or Washington Twp comes here, something bad happens because they taint the population with their trailerpark way of life. Marlton is also home of Cherokee High School, where the jock mentality is INDEED in full swing and the collar-popping douchebags on the football team who think they're badass because they drank 5 Natty Lites Friday night, and actually do NOT have any potential future in athletics, are treated like gold. Anyone who is not a jock is even worse... an emo kid... someone who thinks they can play guitar but can't. There is also a high population of fake Italians or "guidos", with annoying fake accents and ugly blowout haircuts trying to copy Carmine Gotti, while thinking Spanish words are Italian and that spaghetti and meatballs with Domino's Pizza is a "classic Italian dish". Very few cool down to earth people live here (some aren't "rich" enough to simply pack up and leave), as most have taken the opportunity to get the fuck out. If you're smart or at very least a decent person, LEAVE as soon as you graduate from CHS. Otherwise, if you're just another rude piece of snobby Jersey trash or TPT who likes ICP, stay and rot. I've had the misfortune of growing up in a shitty place like Marlton. Marlton - meaningThe shit. An amazing town in south jersey near philly. mt laurel kid: damn them fucking marlton kids..they came to my party, trashed the shit outta the place, drank all the beer, and left smoke stains all over the walls. Marlton - definitionA town that has experienced a dramatic decrease in the annual percentage of chaos, thievings, vandalism, obnoxious car-horn noises, scheming, racism, cigar purchases, and bad driving since we all went to college. However, there are more capacitors available than before. Marlton is pretty tame nowadays. Marlton - slangA town just east of the nation's crime capitol, camden, NJ, and just west of the pinelands(aka home to hicks and the jersey devil). But here one would never suspect such henious happenings, as long as you overlook the stoner on every other corner. Overpopulated with yuppies and white trash, the area is certainly what one would call diverse. In marlton, the empty shoppingbags blow like tumbleweeds through the abandoned strip malls that cower in the shadows of new strip malls. Marlton is home to Cherokee High School, a curious institution in which can be found a mixture of stoners, jocks, hookers, goths, preppies, skaters, wiggers, freaks, emo's, and dumbasses, all living together. If you ever feel the nerve or need to come here, I strongly suggest that your rabies shots are updated and you get tested for herpes when you leave. -"Does that girl have herpes?" Marltona great place to live with decent upper middle class people not talking trash & acting like idots like other local south jersey towns like mt. ephraim. actually, its been nominated as one of the best places to live. its a safe town, the shore is about 1 hour away, Philidelphia is about 20 minutes away, and NYC is about 90 minutes away ! also, it has many malls around to go shopping, some very good resturaunts around, and some good schools like Cherokee High & Marlton Middle. if i were you; i would live in marlton any day. sweeet marlton MarltonA South Jersey town that 40-50 years ago was nothing but Farms and open space and hicks. Today the town is over developed the traffic is a nightmare, there's Wawa's, Bank's, Rite Aid's and small stupid shopping malls on every freaking corner. Most people that live in Marlton are Middle-Upper class, and act like complete snot heads that think they're better then everyone else and like their crap doesn't smell, especially the kids. Most Kids get everything handed to them from Mommy and Daddy, they lack the meaning of work ethic and that money doesn't grow on trees. A Town named after dirt as alluded too in a earlier post. The jock mentality is definally in full effect here in Marlton. The Kids have humongous egos, but yet cannot fight, but just talk big and tough but are small as munchkins that try and act getto but would die in Camden and Philly. Also Heroin high was so 10-15 years ago.. "wow look at that senior from Marlton acting all tough, rumor has it he cannot even bench 60 pounds. " Marltonn. 1. XXXX was so messed up last night, in Marlton. |
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