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What is Malta?A wannabe modern country. It is an Island in the middle of the Mediterrean Sea... similar to a turd floating in the middle of the toilet. Malta sucks dick Malta - meme gifMalta - videoMalta - what is it?A small island in the Mediterranean. For locals, this word is like a bad swear word, a reminder of their stupid and roundly gay culture. The maltese, though, have the highest rate of underage drinking in the world, and should be respected for that. Towns include What does "Malta" mean?a European based country in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea, it is internationally recognized as a fully soveirgn country, it is part of the EU since 2004 and its history is so incredibly interesting. With Malta, believe it or not. Colonizing some land in the Caribbean. Also with its amazing history, its FULL of historical landmarks and game of thrones was shot here and the capital city of Valletta is made FULLY of limestone Ey bro did you visit Malta? Malta - what does it mean?They deserved to win Eurovision this year Destiny from Malta deserved to win instead of those Italian wannabe hippies Malta - meaningSome island in the Mediterrenean. Consists of 3 smaller islands, Malta, Gozo and Comino (that's why they call it an archipelago really). Malta is densley populated (imagine 400,000 citizens living in your back garden), is visited by old retired pensionants who are really desperate to spend all their money in some five star hotel with a crappy service. Out of 10 people picked out at random, 9 of them go to church every day...while the other one practically lives in church. Far too sunny, a sea that smells, "modified" cars i.e.some speaker and a metal sheet molded and crafted to form a spoiler and some side skirts. Maltese speak some language stolen from the Arabs. Malta is a small island Malta - definitionAn island in the mediterranean populated by xenophobic locals, the island is run down by corrupt political parties and will assassinate you if you dare make a public negative post talking about them. They also aren't accepting and have a dislike of POCs (People Of Colour) or those who are associated with the LGBTQIA+ community. They are also known for their bad grammar. Common phases in malta are: "I went to Malta last summer, it was disgusting" Malta - slangFortress island in the centre of the Med. Together with Gozo and Comino forms part of Maltese Archipelago. Home to 380,000 Maltese and sun-burnt tourists. Highest density of churches and pre-history per sq km in Europe. Higher density of bad roads, great beer, fresh bread, corrupt politicians, entrepreneurs, building sites, five-star hotels, lazy fat cats and cars with 'I love Jesus' and 'Jesus loves me' stickers. National football team famously once lost 12-1 to Spain in a World Cup qualifier, seriously tarnishing reputation in the Netherlands, who suspect foul play to this day. Record for most air raids in World War 2. Somehow survives, despite thousands of years of turbulent history and no natural resources other than the general craftiness and stubborness of the nation. I'm trapped on the constipated island of Malta. I don't know if I should escape or stay here for ever. MaltaA Country Almost No One Knows About Guy 1: Have You Heard Malta MaltaA small island off the coast of Europe. It is a peaceful place with beatiful beaches and views. the people of malta are religious but still maintain there social lives adequetly. as a result the teens have crazy nightclubs dominated by outrageously good techno beats. The most beatiful place in the world. Anyone who dont like malta can suk a dik MaltaThe Mediteranean's Best kept secret :) as stated in the advert at the Isle of MTV Malta 2008. Enrique Iglesias loves it here. malta- a best kept secret :D |
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