What is dik?

the cutest animal ever! looks like a mini deer but 100 times cuter.
featured in Madagascar 2.

I want a dik dik for a pet.

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Dik - what is it?

The game "20 Questions'" definition of a penis.

Jerry: I played 20 Questions and tried to fool it by doing the word, penis. LMAO it guessed a dik dik!

Ann: The word penis disgusts me. In a situation where the male reproductive system is used, I would much rather use the word, dik dik.

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What does "dik" mean?

A dik-dik is a miniature pygmy antelope with a pointed snout, large eyes and a duiker-like head.

Most dik-diks are nocturnal, especially on clear moonlit nights. Serengeti dik-diks, for example, rest only five hours at night, then spend the remaining time browsing for food and then sleep for most of the daylight hours.

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Dik - what does it mean?

An antelope that lives in Africa. Pronounced "xylophone".

That dik-dik sure has a big dick!

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Dik - meaning

similar to dick, but with added abusive tone

Chris, you're such a dik

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Dik - definition

An uncircumcised dick. Basically you can remove the letter 'c' from dick as it stands for 'circumcised'.

Jen and Melissa texting:

Jen: Hey Melissa I just had sex with Dave!
Melissa: Hey girl, I am happy for ya... How was it?
Jen: It was great, just that it was my first dik.
Melissa: Seriously? You never had one before?
Jen: No, I always had dicks, and I find them cleaner tho.
Melissa: Oh I love diks more than dicks lol
Jen: Gotta go wash my mouth... ttyl
Melissa: xx

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