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What is MP?
A woman beyond description. The whole package. Attitude, personality, looks, lifestyle. Extremely rare.
I saw MP today. Man, oh man. I fainted, woke up and vowed to give my left hand for even a chance with her.
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MP - video
MP - what is it?
Much Pleasure (as in sexual pleasure). An opposite of MP is NMP (not much pleasure). MP and NMP can be used as entire answers themselves.
How was last night? MP or NMP?
What does "MP" mean?
MP, simply put, stands for awesome. Awesome, as in cool. MP comes from some Russian or Norwegian slang for package. Package as in penis. Its something like "Mogrus Parcus". Language currently unknown.
penis spunk death hipster fag MP
MP - what does it mean?
Military Police - at least in the Army. As loved as the police in the outside world, except in the military you have few rights, and they know it and will rat fuck you the second they can. they originate from the kids at school everyone hated. MPs think they are badass but in Iraq and Afghanistan haji handed the MPs their asses on route patrol and just about any engagement requiring the Infantry real men to take over. on the big bases MPs hand out speeding tickets to grunts stressed out from months of combat... charming. For what it's worth... CID investigates real crimes but every MP thinks he's a CID investigator.
Hit by THREE IEDs today and I get a ticket for going 35 in a 25mph zone, mother-fucker.
Can't spell wimp without MP.
Avoid that route, it's full of MPs.
MP - meaning
Stands for Magic Pussy. Very rare, but some women have it and when they share it with you, you become addicted and almost obsessed. Once you experience the MP, you'll never forget and no other pussy will compare.
He can't get enough of her MP
She's got the MP, that's why he so obsessed with her.
MP - definition
Acronym for "Multiple Pops." When a prostitute allows multiple ejaculations for one fee. Same as MSOG.
$300/hr w/MP
MP - slang
Military Police. A branch in the US Army, but usually used to describe the soldiers of that same branch. They are tasked with a dual mission: In garrison, they act in a law and order capacity, performing guard duties as well as Community Law Enforcement (CLE). In their wartime mission, they engage in MSR recon, MSR security (aka. combat patrols - seek and destroy enemies/IEDs along Main Supply Routes,) and convoy security.
The MPs are never around when I need one, and always around when I don't!
MP
"MP" is an abbreviation used in texting which is short for "My Pleasure". Normally used when someone thanks you for something you would respond MP, or mp instead of writing out both words. Time saving.
Example: Thank you for posting my flyer. You: "MP".
MP
Military Police. Used in military complexes or installations founded by the army. Often seen standing at doors that require personal identification / guarding.
Those MP's sure are grumpy!
MP
Member of Parliament (british term)
Tony Blair reluctantly bowed to the demands of the chancellor and rebel MPs by promising to step down within 12 months.