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What is Lobsters?
When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.
Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.
Lobsters - meme gif
Lobsters - video
Lobsters - what is it?
Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.
The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.
Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws
What does "Lobsters" mean?
is the performing of the shocker to two different women at the same time.
Ahern had to wash his hands after administering the lobster to those two older women in vegas.
Lobsters - what does it mean?
The act of placing baby lobster into your vagina for sexual pleasure. The lobsters then plant their eggs in the uterus, and the eggs hatch. Removal of the lobsters is extremely difficult and painful.
Kyle played with seafood a little bit too often, and next thing you know, he got lobsters in his vaginal cheese.
Lobsters - meaning
A form of Lice that is contracted by having sex with an expensive prostitute.
George: Dude, my pubes are fuckin' itching so badly.
Andy: But really?! That hooker you had sex with last night probably gave you crabs.
George: Na hell nah, fuck that. That whore was expensive.
Andy: Oh yea. That kind of money gets you lobsters.
Lobsters - definition
A rich persons version of crabs.
Donald Trump got lobsters after he hired a prostitute.
Lobsters - slang
God, my lobsters are itching like a midet in a floppy vagina
Lobsters
(n.) A combination of Crabs and Herpes.
Him: Baby I'm hornay.
Her: I can't tonight. I got Lobsters.
Him: whore.
Lobsters
A bigger case of crabs, very hard to get rid of. Oversized crabs on a whore's body. VERY contagous!!!!!!!(an STD)
Nita: That whore Tiffany gave me Lobsters!!!!!
Jay Ray: What's that?(i wouldn't know bcuz i'm a virgin)
Nita: They are worse than crabs, cuz they are huge er!!!!!!
Lobsters
When ones testicles itch tremendously for reasons other than having sex with a nasty person. For example: a mans testicles being irritatingly itchy after not showering following a workout session.
Broseph: Damn, I didn't shower after work and now my balls itch horribly.
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely