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What is Lizard?

A female

Godly bloke. "Anyone smash any lizzards last night?" Trained bloke "Yeah, smashed joanna the blue rocket again" godly corporal "nice one, wash your dick with melted hexi block to be safe , she's a right lizard."

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Lizard - what is it?

When you are so high on marijuana, ganja, or pot, that your eyes become red enough to make you look like a lizard of some sort. This is usually reffered to tall, lanky, tan people, or pale short people with red eyes.

Jesus, Bernard looks like a Lizard.

How high was that fool
-He looked like a straight lizard!

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What does "Lizard" mean?

Verb. When you get blackout drunk, then get even more drunk, to the point where you lose all fine motor control, and are forced to go from place to place on your belly, using your limbs like a lizard would. Seldom occurs in nature.

Dude. Ryan got so plastered last night. He completely lizard his way up the stairs to his room. He's gonna be drunk for a week.

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Lizard - what does it mean?

A person who when making out sticks his/her tongue in and out in a lizard like way. They lizard kiss and it is not pleasant.

Anna: "So, I heard you hooked up with Jack."
Lucy: "Please don't remind me, it was horrible!"
Anna: "What happened?"
Lucy: "He is such a lizard!"

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Lizard - meaning

It’s a banana and it has arms and legs and it talks.

Cool Dude: oh my god look it’s a lizard
Fever drem gurl: banana man

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Lizard - definition

Lazy turd

Put your dumbbells back after your workout, you lizard!

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Lizard - slang

Someone who acts weird as fuck and is not acting like a normal human.

Yo stop acting like a fucking lizard, bro.

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Lizard

A magical creature typically found in a desert, in trees, or on the ground. They typically perform magic when they aren't around civilization and prefer to perform their skills in a hidden dark area like a small cave. They do not like when people interfere by lifting a roof or moving their habitat in which they perform their magic, but instead they completely stop magic in a split second and make themselves look like a basic lizard to the human eye.

I moved this rock off of a few other ones and I saw a lizard run out!

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Lizard

A nickname for Mark Zuckerberg

person 1 Yo, whats the news on the lizard?
person 2 Last I heard he was testifying in court for succing data.

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Lizard

"Truck Stop Whores"

Trucker: I usually don’t find lot lizards out in the wild.

Dennis: I’m a little behind on my trucker terms, a lot lizard would be a…

Trucker: …A lizard…you know...truck stop whores.

Trucker: Back in the day, hell, I would’ve let you turn me into Swiss cheeseee…Make me into a mailbox. Open the slot and put whatever you want inside!

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