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What is Little red riding hood?An uncircumcised man boning a small red ginger. “Did you see that little red riding hood video?” Little red riding hood - videoLittle red riding hood - what is it?When a "nigger" uses a condom for a change and rails his woman so hard that her pussy is red for days afterwards. Guy 1: Hey dude what is up? What does "Little red riding hood" mean?Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome, otherwise known as, "#MeToo." As defined by the European fairy tale about the naive, wholesome, and pure-hearted Little Red Riding Hood, who ignores the wisdom and warnings of her mother and impetuously ventures into the dark & dangerous world to fulfill her noble, altruistic, and self-sacrificing quest only to be accosted and consumed by the lusting, ravenous and Machiavellian Big Bad Wolf! Overtly trusting and deceived by her own cognitive dissonance, she tragically remains trapped within her own self-deception, blind to the true nature of the wolf and unable to see the wolf's true intentions for her until it is too late. Perhaps a noble and enabling woodcutter will come to her hapless rescue and maintain her dysfunctional behaviors and those of her daughters. "What a deep voice you have!" ("The better to greet you with", responds the wolf), "Goodness, what big eyes you have!" ("The better to see you with", responds the wolf), "And what big hands you have!" ("The better to hug/grab you with", responds the wolf), and lastly, "What a big mouth you have" ("The better to eat you with!", responds the wolf), at which point the wolf jumps out of bed and eats her up too. 30 years later, Little Red Riding Hood, Tweets a #MeToo and the Big Bad Wolf is kicked out of the forest by an angry mob; all involved being casualities of Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome. Little red riding hood - what does it mean?V. - To wrap one's dick in the lips of a woman's cunt like a pink or red hood while riding her, and cum on her lips in such a way that it splatters. The Big Bad Wolf: "Hey, little red riding hood, want some of my goodies?" Little red riding hood - meaningWhen you bang/fingerblast a biddy while they're on their period "I totally went Little Red Riding Hood last night after crushing a rack of Beer30 Light. Little red riding hood - definitionUpon finishing having sex with your partner you leave their place and proceed to kill and eat their grandmother. Afterwards you lay in waiting in grandmothers clothes for her to visit. Dude, I got to do the Little Red Riding Hood to this chick last night. Little red riding hood - slanga schizophrenic youth who is often seen roaming the woods, and stealing food from unsuspecting picnicers. "have you seen that girl they've been talking about?" Little red riding hoodUsed to reference a condom placed over a man's cock when he bangs his girlfriend, mistress, secretary, wife, etc when she's on her period. Steve: Shit! Julie's on her period tonight and I was really hoping to score some tail when I get home. Little red riding hood(Israeli expression) Dude, this guy invited me for a pizza and it actually was a little red riding hood |
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