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What is picnic basket?
Defecating into a Whataburger fast food wrapper and leaving it on top of a trash can at a Texas roadside rest area
While on a road trip through Texas I stopped to use the bathroom at a rest stop, but they were out of order so I had to leave a Texas picnic basket
picnic basket - video
Picnic basket - what is it?
A person's hidden bag of fetishes. The things you don't even admit to your besties.
I'll tell you one fetish but I'm not showing you my whole picnic basket on the first date.
What does "picnic basket" mean?
You can call this to your bestest of friends to tell them they are a horrible person, also a very bad insult
"you fricken picnic basket😡"
Picnic basket - what does it mean?
Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.
Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!
Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!
Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....
Picnic basket - meaning
The female form of masturbation. Where you would say "whacking it, jacking off, etc." for a male, you would say "packing her picnic basket" for a female.
Last night, Jenny was in her room, packing a picnic basket.
Melanie always packs her picnic basket to pictures of Orlando Bloom.
Picnic basket - definition
Euphemism for extremely homosexual (usually in men)
Brian is as gay as a picnic basket
Picnic basket - slang
A survival bag, usually holding personal possessions and every day carry items that also has a concealed gun compartment for self defense purposes. Also called a "get home bag". Since Detroit has a high crime rate, the meaning is clear. It's a survival bag.
Jim knew he could go into even the most crime ridden areas carrying his Detroit picnic basket.
Picnic basket
A sexual act in which one party eats a combination of salad, sandwich, and blackberry pie, then vomits onto the genitals of another party during oral sex.
OMG, Allison, I totally gave Erik a picnic basket last night!
Picnic basket
noun: a sexual activity where random objects are placed in a person's butt.
Bored with our usual routine, she asked to try something new. So I looked through her purse for fun objects for a picnic basket.
Picnic basket
Eeeasy pickins. A girl who would open up for you like a pleasant picnic basket on a fresh spring day. Portable, and everyone gets some of what's inside!
"what a lov-e-ly pic-a-nic basket Booboo!"
"Yogi... You know what the Ranger said."