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What is Lito?
Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.
"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"
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Lito - what is it?
A person who stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure with higher frequency than the national average. Typically lonely and repressed in nature. Identifiable by their favoured arm being considerably more swoll than the other, along with very dry hand.
Chad: "Fucking hell that guy Hugh strokes his french stick a lot; 19 times a week I heard"
Brad: "Yeah he's a fucking Litos Badgend mate; he must be raw as fuck"
Chad: "Fucking incel"
Hugh: *fapfapfapfap.....*
What does "Lito" mean?
That handsome long dick slim nigga puttin stick in' yo chick
Man i caught my bitch fucking dat nigga L'way Lito and man i cant even be mad at her.
Lito - what does it mean?
A man who is a dirty player on the football pitch.
That bloody Dirty Lito, he’s got a red card again.
Roy Keane is a proper dirty lito.
Lito - meaning
to reject or decline someone when your in the wrong;
pulling a lito: you've got the wrong number sorry this is blah blah.
Lito - definition
A cool person whos short and sometimes annoying.
Hey who's that shirt guy?
Oh him? He's a lito.
Lito - slang
my friend said the funniest thing today, I was lito-ing all over the place.
Lito
Shortened version of the word literally.
I’m lito doing nothing all day
Lito
Often refers to a computer or pair of shoes. Two completely different things but if your talking about one or the other you can obviously tell which one your talking about.
I'm grounded off the lito cause my mom saw me looking at porn...DAM no more myspace...
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I got new litos! My old ones had holes in them, lame.
Lito
Nickname for any cool motherfucker thats below 6ft tall. Normally has good hair and is of African American or Spanish decent, Is a Facebook God.
Girl 1: Who's that?
Girl 2 : Oh thats Lito.
Girl 1: Oh ,my god i wanna fuck his brains out.