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What is Lil' Wayne?
Sky is the limit..sickest freestyle of lil wayne....
mike jones beat
Lil' Wayne-
"My eyes is so wide as it rise in the skillet,
I let my bitch bag it, if she steal it, imma kill her,
I bulletproof the ride, now I feel like armadillas,
And fuck ya, hot spitta, young money, we the realest,
And I aint gotta lie when I tell you im the illest,
My flow is nasty, like C Y Phyllis,
Self made G, and them bitches know the business."
Lil' Wayne - video
Lil' Wayne - what is it?
Corny "rapper" that uses synthesized voice effects (like every other rapper these days) to compensate for his shitty content or altogether lack of content. Idolized by suburban teeny boppers and other people that don't know any better. Extremely goofy looking, and raps with his pants halfway down because he thinks it's cool and original. He is basically the Paulie Shore of rap, because he really has very little talent but is still famous for the time being. Hopefully he will fade away soon like Paulie.
person #1- Hey did you hear Lil' Wayne's new track?
person#2- unfortunately I did by accident. How come every one of his songs sounds like he's in a fish tank?
Person#1- Oh, thats cause he's so crazy and uses voice synthesizers to cover up the fact that he is rhyming the same words and\or non- words.
Person#2- Oh, well that was cool in the 80's but it's kinda gay now. Method Man, Eminem, Nas, or any old school rapper could shit on him in their sleep. Biggie and Big L. must be rolling in their graves.
What does "Lil' Wayne" mean?
The greatest example of how to make creative wackness.
dude: yo whatup Weezy, kick some shit for us nigga.
Lil' Wayne: aight mane, huh, huh, watch this
dude: c'mon nigga
Lil' Wayne: yeah, huh, I'm on like the TV...
dude: aw man get tha fuck outta here
Lil' Wayne: ?? Ain't I the gretest rapper alive?
dude: yeah, but from Mars! Fuckka.
Lil' Wayne - what does it mean?
overrated, wackass rapper who gets hyped up by retards.
Lil' Wayne: I should cut myself to see if my blood's red. Baby I brainstorm, call me flood head.
WTF!? Flood head? You know what? Fuck Lil Wayne and his dick jockeys!
Lil' Wayne - meaning
Shitty rapper who can only be rivalled by Akon, Kanye West, Soulja Boy, Diddy and even Vanilla Ice. Known for stealing lyrics from living artists and ghost writers, having a fugly look and obsessed with his homoerotic affection toward Ca$h Money kingpin Birdman and other fellows around him. Truly, he is one of the forefounders of hip-hop slaughter.
Lil' Wayne: OK, start with straight shots and then pop bottles,
Pour it on the models,
Shut up bitch, swallow,
If you can't swallow,
Shut up bitch, gargle...
Average Listener/ Critic/ Hip-hop fanatic: STFU! Fucking rhymeless, cock-sucking swagger jacker!
Lil' Wayne - definition
The most overrated music artist from any genre in history. Loved mostly by middle schoolers, posers and 8-year-olds just being introduced to hip hop. Anyone who thinks he is "the greatest rapper alive" should be shot point blank with a 12 gauge. He can't rap, he can't sing, he can't freestyle. If he was put out on the streets of Detroit with REAL rappers, he would be torn apart for slaughtering good hip hop.
Vanilla Ice is more real than Lil' Wayne, this guy fucking sucks.
Lil' Wayne - slang
he sucks ass. he's overrated by pricks who don't know shit. he can't freestyle. he can't rap. he's a swagger jacker. he sounds like he's gargling my nut sack.
i don't give a fuck if lil' wayne sold millions of records. that just goes to show how idiotic millions of people can be.
he's been rapping before he went to puberty, and he still sucks ass.
Lil' Wayne
The best rapper alive, due to his highly versatile flow, his impressive freestyles, his ability to rap about anything, on any type of music (not all time to his advantage I admit ...), everybody sucks his dick (and I do not mean the fans), he works more than all those who hate, and he never claimed deliver a positive message or anything (he has always been "bling-bling" and claimed his love for the money, drugs ...). Moreover, the majority of its sounds are free, therefore we can not even say he is a miser.
But some people only knows Lollipop, or two or three shit about him, and thinks he just does/did that, like this, and those people creates violences and hates about it.
Compared to hip hop, it's sure that he is far from the archetype of perfect representative, but why would he?
He just says he raps better than anyone in the game, and nobody has achieved his performance, he works all the time.
By cons, to me, the most perfect of MC's isn't at all Weezy, it's Masta Ace (check "too young ^ ^) but it's just my fuckin' opinion. PEACE
Hater: Lil' wayne sucks, he kills the real hip-hop! :o
B-boy: Lol, Hip-hop was first based to do party, to have good times and all the shit, so what the fuck? :s
Any ways it's people who listen the shit who kill a culture, not the man who shit.
Haters: Ok, i agree but he glorify the violence.... It's not a good man, not like Tupac! ( a hater always need to credible his saying by naming famous or underground people in rap music like BIG, Jay-Z, Nas,Common ,Talib Kweli, Immortal Technique ETC... to prove he know about hip hop..).
B-boy: Dude, stop act like a fool, hip hop is bigger than two or three name, so stop repeat the same things. Could you say Eazy-E had got good influence? No, so why talk on Wayne? Because he is on top and you can supported it cause you don't like his shit( it's shit i agree, and i fuck Auto-tune and all the gay songs he's doing too much). He's the best because he do people enjoy and escape from the real life. I don't give a fuck if he's really Bloods, fuck who he wants... It's just music! For example he said himself he haven't too much time to fuck because he works!
If you want, it is the best on the form, not substance.
Lil' Wayne
1. One of the many reasons why teenagers do drugs.
2. A person whose dreadlocks make him look incredibly smelly and in need of a shower, desperately.
3. Someone who sings/raps/talks (whatever the hell Lil Wayne does) like a cat with 30 coat hangers stuck in his throat, the majority of which have been in your mothers no-no spot.
4. Somebody who probably has their Xbox Live gamertag something along the lines of "x420Weed4Lyfe420x"
5. Someone that makes you question whether their speaking English or not because their "more gooder grammar" makes you want to gouge your own eyes out and squeeze limes into the cavities of which they used to be in.
"Yo, you wanna Lil' Wayne it up with me and smoke some an obscene amount of weed?"
"DUDE take a shower, you're starting to Lil' Wayne."
"Wow stop singing dude, your voice is Lil' Wayne."
"Wow, I came over your house to play Xbox with you, and your gamertag is THAT Lil' Wayne?! I'm leaving."
2nd Grade English Teacher - "I'm sorry, but I had to give your grammar quiz an F."
You - "Ay, yo, why?"
English Teacher - "Because you're Lil' Wayne."
Lil' Wayne
Lil' Wayne
A 26 year old child with ADHD. Has a big ego, even bigger imagination, and an even bigger love for "Baby" AKA birdman AKA "dad". Wrote a lot of imaginative but crazy poems in special ed for his mom, which are now songs by him.
One day in 6th grade, Lil' Wayne came home from school on the short bus, and he showed his mother the poem he wrote for her in special ed. "I can mingle with the stars... and throw a party... on mars". She read it, put it on the fridge in front of his face, but when he left to "go number 2", she took it down and threw it in the trash. But Lil' Wayne had forgotten toilet paper and came back to get some and he saw what his mother had done. He went to sleep in the toilet that night.
The next day he finds himself alone, because he was a loner and had no friends. So he goes to a burger joint but gets beat up outside, the owner sees and offers him a free burger. He goes home crying, but a little happy. When he gets there, he finds his stepfather's gun and decides to end himself. But he's too stupid to shoot himself in the head so he shoots himself in the stomach and then realizes he's not THAT stupid to not feel pain. So he calls the cops, they save him. He gets a record deal, mom won't allow it, but he takes it up at 14 and starts his crap career (think I'm lying? google Lil' Wayne shot himself, actually google all you can about him).
Him and Birdman are fucking low key. Well birdman tries to keep it discreet but Lil' Wayne just throws it out there. "Weezy F baby" (Weezy fuckin' baby. The "F" was meant to be a "+" under the tree they first made out under but you know, Lil' Wayne can't spell, let alone carve, so they just ran with it).
Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite rapper!