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What is Akon?
A Rapper who thinks he is the baddest guy in the rap industry just beacuse he thinks he is a convict. All he talks about is his convict this, convict that. Really he is a fake guy who has never actually been to jail.
Guy 1: Yo, have you heard Akon's latest album, Konviction?
Guy 2: Konviction? Ha! Great name since he never went to jail he's a fake breh with his fake music!
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Akon - what is it?
A sexist hypocrytical ass whose fanbase consists of wannabe white teenage girls who have IQs of about 75 and the tastes in music of people with less than a third of that IQ; they also are so stupid they are sexist towards their own gender. His Senegalese background is most likely a hoax concocted to gain him naive fans in Africa.
Akon=Worst artist in music today
What does "Akon" mean?
1. (adjective) A really dark skinned man who sucks at RnB singing, reffering to the RnB/Pop singer who uses autotune. Im not saying black people cant sing, there are some very talented black singers, and Im not racist because im friends with lots of black people.
Really dark skinned man: *starts singing*
Other guy: Man he cant sing
Other guy 2: I know and hes about as black as black can get.
Other guy: He is such an Akon.
Akon - what does it mean?
The epitome of suck in modern pop music. From his nasaly synsythesized singing too his questionable rapping skills and choice in woman(not many men can get away with molesting a 14 year old on stage)" it's a wonder that anyone can stand to listen to him without the aid of a valium or a shotgun.
Akon:CAANT SEEM TOA GET AWAUU FROM MISEREEE!
Me:Shutup punk, your not even a real convict.
Akon - meaning
A form Dry humping in which the victim is fumbled around abusively and then tossed over to the side. While the person who gives you the Akon runs
I just pulled an Akon on my sister girlfriend
Akon - definition
An untalented half-singer/rapper/clusterfuck that also happens to be a fake and a liar. He made up stories about being a hardened criminal when in fact he is just a former petty rule-breaker not worthy of one week's probation. In light of these new discoveries revealing Akon's huge story as nothing more than bullshit, one can only hope that he gracefully bows out of the "rap" game by becoming an hero.
-"Hey dawg, I used to run a huge auto theft ring, we stole Ferraris from rich crackers and made them cry."
-"Shut up Akon, you're full of shit."
Akon - slang
A singer or MC who creates an alternative criminal past in order to gain respect from their peers and boost record sales.
Pronounced- 'A-Con'
'Seriously blood! He's never been to jail, he never stole no cars! That rapper is a proper AKON, he's a chief!'
See-
www.thesmokinggun.com
Akon
Guy who takes down any girl 10 years younger than him and then appologizes like he didnt know
man, you hair about that teacher on the news
that fucker is tryin to pull an akon!
Akon
Akon's name at birth was really...
Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam
Person 1 - Hey whats up, Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam?
Person 2(Akon)- Wow thats long, how about Akon for short?
Person 1 - Naw that name will never be known.
Person 2(Akon) - I'll make it known...
Akon
Abby: Damn, that's black.
Jill: No, that's Akon.