What is Lickety-Split?

The action of freezing a chicken parm sandwich in a condom and sticking it up your ass while yelling "Mama Mia!"

You better Lickety-split if you want to be on varsity baseball.

Lickety-Split - meme gif

Stupid My Little Pony who makes an ass out of herself in the My Little Pony movie. Has buck teeth, has inter-species sex, and dances badly.

Lickety Split sucks hardcore.
Yeah dude, you said it.

The act of either a man or woman giving oral sex to a woman; cunnilingus.

Finally, Courtney asked for a little lickety-split last night! Tasty, amazing!

“I’m so turned on right now. My lickety split is soaking wet.”

“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”

I gave her lickety-split

The reason why lesbians travel faster than gays

The 2 lesbians drove to San Francisco lickety split while the 2 gay guys were busy packing their shit.

Another word for going down on a woman. To get some lickety split is to eat pussy.

Lickety Split is also the title of a lesbian porn movie.

Person 1: Could you get me a Dr Pepper please?
Person 2: Sure, I will be lickety-split!

adv. Very quickly, taking place in only a few milliseconds.

I got out of that strip club lickety-split when I realized the dancer was actually a man.

"Lickety split", meaning fast or quickly, apparently arose in the 1830s and 1840s. The origin of the expression isn't totally clear. Similar to stat.

Grandma just slipped on a bananna peel so I have to get her to the hospital lickety split!