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What is Leadership?Being second guessed by every smart little twat with a mouth. Leadership involves you being constantly second guessed by all those twat underlings. Leadership - meme gifLeadership - videoLeadership - what is it?"The way I it, leadership does not begin with power but rather with a compelling in vision or goal of excellence." ~ Frederick W. Smith, CEO, Federal Express,( thoughts on leadership). What does "Leadership" mean? A broad buzzword thrown around so much by every organization everywhere that it has essentially lost all meaning. (i.e. solution in the IT field.) So what is leadership now? 1. Job interviewer: Sir, this job requires you to lead with huge amounts of leadership, do you believe you have the leadership necessary to lead this leading team of leaders? Leadership - what does it mean? A broad buzzword thrown around so much by every organization everywhere that it has essentially lost all meaning. (i.e. solution in the IT field.) It is normally used by organizations to weed out people who don't think they have 'it'. True leadership is actually an excercise in bullshitting. The amount of bullshit a person can spew back about what leadership truly is, is the best measure of leadership. 1. Job interviewer: Gentlemen, this job requires you to lead with huge amounts of leadership, do you believe you have the leadership necessary to lead this leading team of leaders? Leadership - meaningLeadership is great men and women with certain preferred traits influencing followers to do what the leaders wish in order to achieve group/organizational goals that reflect excellence defined as some kind of higher level effectiveness. - Joseph Rost Known great leaders twith leadership skills hat effected the world tremendously either in a good way or bad way: Leadership - definitionThe art of trading imaginary things in the future, for real things today. Catbert showed his leadership skills by promising Dilbert a promotion if he worked all weekend and if there's ever an opening and no one else is more qualified. Leadership - slangIts when some asshole juggalo who hugs everyone tell others what to do "Hey fred, that stupid white boy has some real good leader ship skillz" "yea...right" Leadership90s era corporate fluff word used by email-pushers and middle managers to elevate themselves into imaginary inspirational figures. Leadership culture siphons huge sums of money to the most dispensable members of an organization, while non-leaders do all the useful work. The concept also provides a platform for motivational speakers to sell seminars to half-wits, who believe that they may become inspiring people by spending money on retreats in fancy places like Aspen, Colorado. What do those lazy bastards in the admin. office actually do all day? LeadershipAn alternative lifestyle and culture founded in 2010 by the students of Penrith High School. It is frequently celebrated by the students with traditional greetings such as "Leadership!" or affirming the suggestion of leadership with, "Mmm, yeah, leadership." Other variations of this theme have since emerged, and are all regarded as canonical. Ryan: Are you applying for student leadership? Leadershipnoun: An umbrella term meaning, or relating to, being involved in lame/pointless/time-wasting/tax-dollar-wasting/tuition-dollar-wasting "opportunities" at the University of Wisconsin - Green Bay. Those who participate in "leadership" often participate in one of six organizations that have different names, but are actually all the same thing. They also find themselves lacking in the friends department - they are losers and have nothing else better to do. Often times you'll find a "leader" as just the opposite as Webster defines. In fact, leadership is super exciting for these "leaders" that they often get a leadership boner (see "leadership boner"). They become so fully torqued at the word "leadership" that they pop a juicy, raging boner. This boner stays raging until they have been properly sucked off and/or banged. Unfortunately for them, "leadership" is women repellent. The leadership boner almost never reverts to the flaccid state. In a nutshell, "leadership" is a word used to give false credit and affirmations to lame college students as well as the mentally retarded. "Hey Mitchell, would you like to participate in leadership since we have no friends?!" |
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