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What is Lapeer?
Drugtown USA. Full of wannabe Emo's, Hicks left and right, drug dealers and abusers everywhere you look, and few decent people who want to leave, but can't due to lack of hiring jobs.
"There are no jobs in Lapeer Mi."
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Lapeer - what is it?
The home of mamy of the states douchebags, alcoholics, wiggers, sluts, and dumb fucks that drive like dick bags. If you grew up here you've most likely done hard drugs before. You can hang out walking around Walmart for the only thing to do at night. When driving thru keep a look out for the douchebags driving in very large circles bumping their shitty sounding systems trying to be cool but just annoying everyone. Fuck Lapeer.
"What's going on in Lapeer, Mi tonight?"
"Ganna go to walmart then hit up Fatboys to pick up some sluts, and piss off the douchebags hics that were trying to bang them. Fuckin love how easy the sluts are."
What does "Lapeer" mean?
This school is full of druggies, alcoholics and vapors. No in between everyone in this high school has done at least one of the three or is at least one of the 3. Their football team is the only thing going for this town. There is no diversity; only white. You’re either racist or you’re not. They took away our blend but gave us a tropical smoothie so now it’s hit up trop and then walk to mejier. Lots of teen moms and a few white boys that live in Metamora that think they’re better than everyone else. Talking about Metamora, you either live there or Attica. If you live in the town of Lapeer you’re either normal or an emo hick. What’s the bathroom you ask? No, you ask to go to the juul-room. While in the juul-room you may not be able to do your business in privacy when exiting your stall you maybe get a vape shoved down ur throat. Every girl has sent nudes to at least 25 guys including probably her cousin from North branch. Well this sums up your Lapeer High School.
“Where do you go?”
“Lapeer Highschool”
“Damn bro that god awful, atleast ur football team is good”
Lapeer - what does it mean?
like the gayest place ever!
everyone is mean.
and the schools are suckish!
person 1: why dont we drive to lapeer to go out to eat?
person 2(aka smarter person): HECK NO! lapeer stinks, id rather go out to eat in pontiac and risk being shot!
Lapeer - meaning
A hick town with absoulutly nothing to do...
Man Lapeer sucks!!!!
Lapeer - definition
Masturbating, typically in a public place.
I was Lapeering in the RV while driving down the road.
Lapeer - slang
A small farm town that turned into a big city. You will find plenty of addicts here, men with large trucks that have never even seen a horse and lots of alcoholics. There isn't much to do in this wasteland unless you enjoy going to Fatboys her or Gerlach's bowling center. Most of the citizens are trying to leave but usually they get stuck here forever.
My grandmother lives in Lapeer and I visit her every weekend!
Lapeer
Lapeer is the town of red neck hicks, wanna be gangster white boys, and way too happy emos. Lapeer consists of 2 highschools. West is more for ur red-necks, East for ur wangsters. Both schools however have bitches and a whole lotta sluts.
Joe: "Hey I heard U went to Lapeer this weekend."
Kate: "Yea, saw 2 fights between wanna be gangsters. Priceless."
Joe: "Typical"
Lapeer
A small hick-town consisting of Michiganian rednecks, scene/emo kids trying to be cool, white boy "bloods and cryps", white trash, and very few normal people who try like hell to get the fuck away but somehow are just stuck in this tiny shitty town.
Also known as L-town.
Normal person: "What the fuck is that kid doing? Lapeer is so fucked up."
Scene kid: "I'm diggin this rad shit" (whilst getting a tattoo of a razor blade slitting his wrist.)"Fuck yeah! L-town forever!"
Lapeer
A place where you are going to run into wannabe hicks, emos, sluts, jocks, and just plain joes. There is nothing to do here unless walking around Wal-Mart and trying to get kicked out or seeing a movie every weekend tickles your fancy. Lapeer is very spread apart, meaning if you want to go to your friends house it may take 20 - 25 minutes to get there. There is two highschools in Lapeer, East and West. West is known for their athletics and their you will find many of those wannabe hicks i mentioned earlier there and way to many girls with fake hair died to the blackest they can get it. East is more known for their academics and their you will find a bunch of nerds, a slew of emos that hang at one or two areas in the school, jocks who are total assholes, and overly bronzed girls who like to get fucked up every weekend. Wether you like it or not living in when Lapeer, you will have drama. Welcome to the lovely place called Lapeer!
Joe: You going to Lapeer for the weekend?
You: Yes, i am!
Joe: Good luck finding anything to do or people to meet!