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What is LEADERSHIP?
This is the process of making people do exceedingly better by physically inserting a fist into anothers rectum, usualy this help is prvided in the form of a Brackov propelled fist. A prime example of its use is a child struggling with the monkey bars. At the point of falling a swift insertion of ONWARDS AND UPWARDS from Alexeis' mighty help and the child maraculasly is a pro of monkeys bars for a short time. Various levels of leadership (pending on how beardy a person needs to become)include the open hand, the fist, rings, full braclets, hand buzzers, tennisballs in fist, some have even rumored that there could one day be a double fist manouver created to help Jade Goodey finally win something (eg Im A Celebrity this year)
"God Damn! Im gonna fall, i cant do it... NNNoooo... Alex! LEADERSHIP!!!"
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LEADERSHIP - what is it?
90s era corporate fluff word used by email-pushers and middle managers to elevate themselves into imaginary inspirational figures. Leadership culture siphons huge sums of money to the most dispensable members of an organization, while non-leaders do all the useful work. The concept also provides a platform for motivational speakers to sell seminars to half-wits, who believe that they may become inspiring people by spending money on retreats in fancy places like Aspen, Colorado.
What do those lazy bastards in the admin. office actually do all day?
Leadership, bitches.
What does "LEADERSHIP" mean?
Leadership refers to the quality that a person or collection of people hold in which they command respect and are highly influential. However, leadership has shown to be highly overrated, in accordance with the numerous scandals and failures among leaders themselves. Leadership is frequently questionable and should be critically evaluated. Some psychologist groups argue that the "born leader" also has a lot in common with people who suffer from narcissistic personality tendencies.
"Hey, let's go to this leadershp conference."
"Okay. Does that mean we get to become the rich one-percent who controls the world and everyone in it?"
"Yes."
"Okay."
LEADERSHIP - what does it mean?
An alternative lifestyle and culture founded in 2010 by the students of Penrith High School. It is frequently celebrated by the students with traditional greetings such as "Leadership!" or affirming the suggestion of leadership with, "Mmm, yeah, leadership." Other variations of this theme have since emerged, and are all regarded as canonical.
Leadership, in this context, can be used as a noun, or even as a verb or adjective.
Ryan: Are you applying for student leadership?
Sean: Leadership?
Ryan: Yeah, leadership.
Imogen: You free this weekend?
Hamish: Sorry bro, I'm leadershippin'.
Geeth: Man, that's so… leadership.
Agilan: Mmm, yeah, leadership.
LEADERSHIP - meaning
Being second guessed by every smart little twat with a mouth.
Leadership involves you being constantly second guessed by all those twat underlings.
LEADERSHIP - definition
"The way I it, leadership does not begin with power but rather with a compelling in vision or goal of excellence."
~ Frederick W. Smith, CEO, Federal Express,( thoughts on leadership).
LEADERSHIP - slang
noun: An umbrella term meaning, or relating to, being involved in lame/pointless/time-wasting/tax-dollar-wasting/tuition-dollar-wasting "opportunities" at the University of Wisconsin - Green Bay. Those who participate in "leadership" often participate in one of six organizations that have different names, but are actually all the same thing. They also find themselves lacking in the friends department - they are losers and have nothing else better to do. Often times you'll find a "leader" as just the opposite as Webster defines. In fact, leadership is super exciting for these "leaders" that they often get a leadership boner (see "leadership boner"). They become so fully torqued at the word "leadership" that they pop a juicy, raging boner. This boner stays raging until they have been properly sucked off and/or banged. Unfortunately for them, "leadership" is women repellent. The leadership boner almost never reverts to the flaccid state. In a nutshell, "leadership" is a word used to give false credit and affirmations to lame college students as well as the mentally retarded.
"Hey Mitchell, would you like to participate in leadership since we have no friends?!"
"Yes Aaron, I would love to get a boner over false productivity and occupy our time with uselessness while failing to be an adequate member of society!"
LEADERSHIP
A broad buzzword thrown around so much by every organization everywhere that it has essentially lost all meaning. (i.e. solution in the IT field.) So what is leadership now?
It is nothing but a word. Mostly used by organizations to weed out people who don't think they have 'it'. This word-type of 'Leadership' is measured in how much bullshit a person can spew to back about what they think 'leadership' truly is.
1. Job interviewer: Sir, this job requires you to lead with huge amounts of leadership, do you believe you have the leadership necessary to lead this leading team of leaders?
Job seeker: What the fuck are you saying?
Job interviewer: Obviously you aren't a leader. Try working at wal-mart.
2. College admissions: How are you a leader?
Student: Well, insted of playing sports or drinking with my buddies, my mom signed me up for a leadership conference, two leadership classes, and bi-weekly meetings about leadership.
College admissions: Wow, that is fantastic! You're in!
LEADERSHIP
A broad buzzword thrown around so much by every organization everywhere that it has essentially lost all meaning. (i.e. solution in the IT field.) It is normally used by organizations to weed out people who don't think they have 'it'. True leadership is actually an excercise in bullshitting. The amount of bullshit a person can spew back about what leadership truly is, is the best measure of leadership.
1. Job interviewer: Gentlemen, this job requires you to lead with huge amounts of leadership, do you believe you have the leadership necessary to lead this leading team of leaders?
Job seeker 1: What the fuck are you saying?
Job interviewer: Obviously you aren't a leader. Try working at wal-mart.
Job seeker 2: Well, I was born a leader, raised a leader, and will die a leader, and I will lead the way for this company. Now I will lead my mouth to your ..
Job interviewer: You're hired.
LEADERSHIP
Leadership is great men and women with certain preferred traits influencing followers to do what the leaders wish in order to achieve group/organizational goals that reflect excellence defined as some kind of higher level effectiveness. - Joseph Rost
Leaders inducing followers to act for certain goals that represent the values and the motivations--the wants and needs, the apirations and expections--of both leaders and followers.
- James MacGregor Burns
Known great leaders twith leadership skills hat effected the world tremendously either in a good way or bad way:
George Washington
Adolf Hitler
Winston Churchill