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What is Kroeger?
The hideous singer of the equally hideous band Nickelback Often referred to in Australia by radio station Triple M as the paddlepop lion, a popular ice cream icon due to his "post grunge" grotesqueness. Also bears uncanny resemblence to Scott Stapp of Creed, both physically and musically. Composes "hit" songs all of which seem to centre around a faux existential protagonist (himself) wallowing in sentimentality after heartbreak. Recently called out for his recycling of the bland "You remind me" for new single "Photograph", the two having the exact same guitar riffs and "melodies", but with Nickelback this is par for the course. For some bizzare reason has sold approximately 20 million records worlwide 13.5 million in the usa alone, i blame this on the mediocrity of mtv and america in general. This man is a shame to the wonderful Canadian music industry and in fact Canada itself. Was owned whilst performing at a metal festival in Portugal when a corageous audience member threw rocks at him, after which he stormed offstage. Charged in September 06 with drunk driving, we have yet to hear another agonising musical memoir documenting this travesty but undoubtedly in will go double platinum upon its release.
jack: "Is that Scott Stapp?"
sally: "nooo it's Chad Kroeger"
harry: "but it looks like the Paddlepop lion!"
I feel like drowning my existentialist sorrows in burboun, remedial guitar riffs and annoying raspy vocals-I've been Chad Kroegered.
Kroeger - meme gif
Kroeger - video
Kroeger - what is it?
1: co-lead guitarist for the band nickelback 2: to place one's mouth on one's own genitals
I walked in on Phil and he was giving himself a Chad Kroeger
What does "Kroeger" mean?
Lead singer for Nickelback.
Dude, its Chode Kroeger!
Kroeger - what does it mean?
Lead singer of Nickelback who has been singing while choking on a piece of steak he has been trying to swallow since the 90's.
Damn Chad Kroeger, swallow that piece of steak already.
Kroeger - meaning
Hot, Sexy Man. I would definetly do him!
The Kroeger....nuff said!
Kroeger - definition
n. Lead singer for the worst band ever formed. Many people who have heard the agony usually slice their penises off and hurl them towards Kroeger not for sympathy, but as a defense mechanism to get him focused on something else as you run off a cliff.
semen addict
Kroeger: photograph
Rest of world and portugal: tighten our nooses
Kroeger - slang
When a man has no friends, no money, and no sense, he doubles over to fellate himself.
Most partakers are from Alberta.
*Once after a Nickelback concert, featuring the dulcit tones of one Chad Kroeger, I fell down my stairs naked and my junk got stuffed into my northern trunk. It was then that I realized I had just done The Kroeger. What else could I do, "it was soft and required a lot of pulling.".
*See Playoby, April 2008.
Kroeger
A totally gross ass douchebag of a man. Such as Chad Kroeger lead singer of nickleback.
Characteristics include, Thinking you are THE SHIT!
That guy hitting on me was such a "Kroeger"
Kroeger
That prostitute is a total kroeger
Kroeger
Verb: The act of Auto-filating one's self. (Giving yourself oral sex)
Chad Kroeger: "We'll I'm going to go to bed and Kroeger then have a nap."