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What is Kristof?
A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks
Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock
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Kristof - video
Kristof - what is it?
That one friend that somehow knows everything about history, science, math, and computers. Literally took 462,000 lasers to the face at once without moving, but put him in a conversation with the opposite sex and he runs away faster than you can sea. Never knows if he's being charming or being an ass. Doesn't care. Could kill you in 40 different ways if you give him the chance.
Kristofer: Actually, the 10th digit of pi is 5.
Girl: *walks up*
Friend: Oh hey (insert girl name here)! How are ya?
Girl: Fine, just need some help with my Algebra, but I don't think Kristofer's here today.
Friend: What? Don't be- oh holy shit.
Kristofer: *running* nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
Friend: There he goes.
What does "Kristof" mean?
A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks
Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock
Kristof - what does it mean?
Kristofer... the greatest man on the planet. Sweet, loving, chivalrous, and incredibly sexy. He is amazing and perfect... Kristofers go best with Megans.
Don't mess with a Kristofer, and NEVER, EVER, EVER, mess with his girl. You will die.
Stupid teenage boy: "Hey, you wanna go out with me?"
Kristofer's girl: "Sorry, I'm taken."
Stupid teenage boy: "You sure? I mean, check me out."
Kristofer: "Stupid teenage boy... DIE!!!!!!!" *proceeds to kick him in the backside*
Kristof - meaning
Kristofer, the correct spelling for the often misspelled name, Christopher. Kristofer is highly superior to Christopher in every single way. Kristofer is known for being intelligent, gorgeous, chivalrous, kind, and loving unlike his clearly inferior counterpart, Christopher, who is known for being cruel, smelly, ugly, and most of all, stupid. Kristofer is simply amazing and perfect.
Hot Girl: I'm dating a guy named Kristofer.
Friend: Wait, is he a Christopher with a C or a Kristofer with a K?
Hot Girl: Kristofer with a K, obviously. I would never date a Christopher with a C. God no. That's just disgusting.
Friend: You're so lucky. I wish I had a Kristofer with a K.
Kristof - definition
Most loving and sweet guy you will ever meet and will always be there for you, when you think of kristofer you get butterflies in your stomach. And DAMN is he sexy that smile can set you in a trance and when your his he will do anything for you.
Omg I love kristofer he is my everything
Kristof - slang
He's that one depressed kid, that noone really cares about, but u still want him here and there.
Like U usually talk about him but when he's there u don't care about him. They have a great soul, they are most of times there when u need them, and they are really friendly and can help u in ur problems or struggles, both mentally and physically. Most of the time girls stay away from him and that's what starts the depression. Someone should really help Kristof :((
1. Person one: That guy is so depressed, he must have struggles, he must be a Kristof.
2. Person two: Wow this Kristof Really helped me. He's such a good listener.
Kristof
Usually a white cracker who acts tuff but gets knocked out because he says nigger to a Johanne
Fuck it’s a Kristof better get my fucking boxing gloves.
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Kristof likes to drink Zubrówka wodka.
Kristof is waisted on the flour.
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Kristof is an badass person who no one can possibly beat and is also incredibly strong and smart
Wow that dude is such a kristof, how do i look