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What is Kreme?They all ate at Krispy Kreme. Kreme - meme gifKreme - videoKreme - what is it?Overpriced American crap masquerading as doughnuts. The price is ridiculous, the taste is disgusting and they are usually eaten by people with no sense of taste. Coming in numerous βflavoursβ, presumably to get people to continue trying them to find one that tastes other than sickeningly sweet. The company was founded by Vernon Rudolf in Winston-Salem, North Carolina in 1937 and has gone worldwide and downhill ever since. Apart from its revolting products the company is also well-known for its IPO and accounting scandals and is very quick to slope shoulders and drop the blame on someone. At the time of writing interest has been shown in its acquisition by the private German investment company JAB Beech, interesting as the company appears to have no outlets in Germany and, if theyβve got any sense, it never will have. Krispy Kreme, the proof that, with enough advertising, you can get people to eat shit. What does "Kreme" mean?Without a doubt, the world's best rapper. One time, he was swallowed by an anaconda snake. He then told the snake, that, he the snake had indeed made a great big mistake. All he had to do was go like "This" and just like that he killed him with his fist. This proves that Krispy Kreme is indeed the best rapper. Tom: "Hey, did you hear about this rapper named Krispy Kreme?" Kreme - what does it mean?Donuts so good, you'll suck a dick. "COME ON MAN, OPEN UP, MAN! GIVE ME ONE MORE DONUT! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!" Kreme - meaningThe act of sneaking onto someone elses facebook and liking every krispy kreme page possible, then writting " I have been krispy kremed" as their status. Did you see Steven's facebook? He got krispy kremed! Kreme - definitionThe act of making a girl squirt on your face by eating her out and then putting your face in the freezer until it freezes at which point you peal it off and eat it like a potato chip. Gurl youβve just been krispy Kremed That girls pussy tasted so good I just had to Krispy Kreme Kreme - slangthe undisputed Donut of the Gods. When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return. KremeYou put a Krispy Kreme doughnut over a girlβs asshole, then fuck the doughnut and her asshole at the same time. Your cock will get all glazed, and just as youβre about to cum, she goes ATM and gets a glazed, creme-filled treat. I KYrispy Kremed my girlfriend last night, and her breath smells better than it would have if I hadn't. KremeNOUN - A donut, once eaten, makes the victim want more. She always brings a stash of krispy kremes in the morning for breakfast. KremeThe killing of more than one ant at a time. "Dude, stop the kreme. You can't light that many on fire. Tis illegal." |
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