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What is Komodo?
Unlike the popular Angry Dragon-esque Komodo Dragon, this sexually enticing activity requires much more skill to perform. When both partners are ready for intercourse, one leaves the room saying that they need to get one more thing first. The other partner lays in bed ready for the tease to be over. The partner then returns to the room with a real komodo dragon, unleashes it into the room, and locks the door. After a bloody battle to the death, the victor receives sexual favors from the partner outside during the commotion. However, this practice normally turns out fatal for both partners. I mean come on, you can't win a fight with a komodo dragon, and I dare you to try to fuck one.
its a komodo dragon! Kill it and we'll fuck ;)
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Komodo - what is it?
When you are making love to a woman from behind and you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and press the head of your penis against her anus, not for insertion, but rather with the same gentle pressure you'd use when puckering up to give your best gal a kiss on the lips. You then proceed to blow your load like a dragon breathing a firey kiss right on her firmly pressed butthole.
The beauty of making love to her doggy style compelled me to end our sexual encounter with a tender komodo kiss.
What does "Komodo" mean?
Much like the angry dragon, when the girl is blowing you and your about to cum thrust your dick into the back of her throat causing the cum to exit through her nose... unlike the angry dragon when you thrust, you cause her to puke all over your dick.
I threw the bitch off my boat after i gave her the Komodo Dragon.
Komodo - what does it mean?
The tern is generally taken as orgasm through sound alone, without physical stimulious to the Gentialia.
But its orginal meaning was limited to music and the musicans that played it orgasming to their own melodies, riffs and solos.
"Dude, stop playing"
"Why?"
"your guitar solo was to much, i chased Komodo..... now i need to clean my snare drum"
"I can't come out, i'm grounded"
"That sucks...What for?"
"My mam walked as i was chasing komodo to lady gaga"
Komodo - meaning
A nasty fart inherited in a martial art type manner in which the result of the flatulence is directed towards a foe.
Kyle: "Did John just walk over and komodo dragon on you?"
Ben" Yeah, it was really fucking disgusting."
Komodo - definition
A FUCKING HUGE ASS LIZARD
That has deadly Saliva
Dude look it's a Komodo Dragon
GET THAT SHHHEEEIT AWAY FROM ME BOI
Komodo - slang
A large lizard that lives in Indonesia's Lesser Sudan Islands. They are pretty much certified killing machines. They can grow to be more than ten feet long, and can run up to 12 miles per hour, though some can go faster. And not to add to their terror, they are versatile swimmers and can swim up to ten miles per hour. Komodo Dragons not only have deadly bacteria in their mouths, but also a potent poison that can kill you in up to five hours. The Komodo prefer to bite their prey, and then wait for it to die. Eating this partially rotted carrion is why they have the deadly bacteria in their mouths. The Komodo Dragons have developed an antibody to the bacteria so it doesn't harm them. Even with these terrifying beast inhabiting the Lesser Sudan Islands, humans still live on the Islands. To adapt to this... convince, the people have built houses on stilts, so the Komodo can not get in their homes. But do not blame these creatures for being so terrifying, they evolved that way to help them survive. Instead of hating them, we should help save them. The Komodo Dragons are endangered, only 6,000 left. Please help save these magnificent creatures.
Komodo dragons are really cool!
Komodo
Word to describe someone who just woke up and evidently had a long night. Clothing involves used underwear, disgusting t-shirt, pie crust in the eyes, and crumbs on the face. They sound retarded and speak a dialect of loud gruntenese and Marijuanese, along with idiot speak and Damn I'm Drrunkenese. A black komodo can just be called a roach.
RebelTbone: dexter you look nasty. What happened?
Dexter: errrrrgrrrrarrrruhm
RebelTbone: well i see your speaking loud gruntenese again.
Dexter: errrrrrrSTFU
RebelTbone: well im outta here. Go back to bed komodo.
Komodo
Demigod halfway between legend and reality. Many tales narrate his deeds even if many of his exploits will remain only in the minds and hearts of those who were present.
His natural habitat is the "Zarzino di sotto" farmhouse, a mystical place where many people have attempted the heroic feat of defeating Komodo, perhaps managing to put him to bed, but they certainly did not come out sober from this infernal trap.
He holds the world record for the most expensive bottle ever ordered at the Cube Cafe.
He has a weakness for the A.
Komodo: "Nobody touches my cousin!"
Komodo: "Open something!"
Komodo: "Asuma, you tried! Snoppysnobeeedd!" (the words are not yet clear)
Komodo: "Last dive Geordie"
Komodo
1. A giant lizard that, according to a movie called "Komodo", gobbles up small children in its freetime and likes to roam around hopelessly on an island.
2. A lame 22-year old artist who lives inside the head of a high schooler and is constantly hungry and underweight. He wishes he had a tail, but he is glad he doesn't have scales or eat small children like his lizard cousins in the movie.
1. "BWAHHHH! OHEMGEE A KOMODO DRAGON IS AFTER MEE!! It will eat all my toes one by one and then come after my nose!! Ahh! Help mee! Hellppp!! Ugahhh..." -continued sound effects of suffering-
2. "Look, it's Modo."
"nomnomnom. Small children and brains."