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What is Klinger?
Amazing person with the most gorgeous brown eyes. He will charm you with his eyes. They are quiet and like to be friends with everyone. He falls in love rarely, but when he does he likes to keep it secret. If you know that you are loved by a Klinger never let them go because they will do everything to please you.
Oh my god! He’s so cute!!!! Who is heeeee???
Oh he’s just Klinger. Yeah he’s pretty cool.
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Klinger - video
Klinger - what is it?
Klinger is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. His sweet smile and bright eyes will make you fall in love. Usually he goes for short girls with brown hair and special personalities. Once you are in love with a Klinger it’s not easy to let them go.
Whoo. Who is ThAT????
Ohhh its Klinger. Isn’t he cute?
What does "Klinger" mean?
A school located in Southampton PA full of over rated complete sluts and fuckboys. No one has a life and everyone starts drama because there lives are too boring. Also a school where you can find pregnant 14 year olds and druggies
See the girl from klinger middle school, she's a complete slut
Klinger - what does it mean?
Even Don Magic Juan would be proud of this slick manuever. This particular endeavor is preformed by getting a cheap bottle of vodka usually Bankers Club is the vodka of choice. When you and a girl are doing shots you of course give her a double shot of vodka and you must covertly give yourself a shot of water, without the girl noticing. After 15 mintues the girl will be half naked and your average man will become 10 times more attractive. To properly perform this operation you must know the girls limits otherwise you will not be getting laid and the girl will be head first drenched in toliet bowl water, looking like the girl that comes out of the TV in the ring.
"Last night me and this guy were drinking and i got so shitfaced that i fell into his toliet and broke it."
"Oh shit you got Klingered!"
Klinger - meaning
1. shit that sticks to you ass hair
2. someone worthy of the previous
3.my name on everyhting internet
1. damn, all them klingers are startin to smell
2. STFU U KLINGER!!!!
3. .:DE:. is joining the game
Klinger - definition
A term used for a self-indulgent, mentally unstable boy of of adult age. Typically lies to promote himself, enjoys the work of whores, and creates a fantasy world to escape his pathetic reality. Said boy will usually self destruct when left to his own devices.
He is such a klinger.
Yeah, he should come back to reality.
Klinger - slang
A "Klinger" is an unattractive woman in her 40's who considers herself a cougar. You will see her in a padded bra, cleavage exposed (and sagging), at dive bars across America picking up on young, impressionable, highly intoxicated boys. The Klinger is the most dangerous of all the cougar breeds. The reason being is the delirious state of mind, thinking they are a sexy and irresistible cougar. Must always proceed with caution and a Klinger is almost always a "Double Bagger"
That was a close call Mike, thanks for saving me! I was about one beer away from going home with that Klinger. Hey Peter, that's what friends are for.
Klinger
Klinger was a character from the television show M*A*S*H Klinger was the rank of corpral and was drafted in the army as were most other characters. While most desperately wished they could go home Klinger took it a step further and dressed like a woman, he wanted his commanding officers (col. Blake or col. Potter) to think he was crazy and give him a discharge. Klinger along with cross dressing tried other wacky things to get out of the army such as eating a jeep and trying to trick col. Potter into thinking his brothers were killed in an explosion at the Toledo Harmonica Factory. Describing someone as a Klinger is someone who uses the most ridiculous excuses to cancel plans or leave class or work.
Kid: Mom I'm really sick I have stage three Ebola cancer.
Mom: Nice try Klinger but I don't believe it and you're going to school.
Klinger
The left over remnants from a snow session that get lodged in your nose. In other words a coke booger
Jimmy Hoffa: dude I’m speeding out of no where, I think I had a pretty big Klinger.
Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit
a school bus.