Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Ebola?

AKA the Ebola hemorrhagic fever.

Possibly the only Virus that can Kill off mankind Makes AIDS look like childsplay

Ebola that can easily wipe out earths population can be spread both by blood and Air it is well known that ebola can easily wipe out almost every countries population but the fact the the virus is quickly contained by Elite WHO Scientists (World Health Organization)and the bodies are burned /cremated Seconds after death greatly slows its process of spreading

it was first reported in 1976

You Bleed from every single orifices including your eyes

Your insides liquify

All Ebola cases are treated by a Special Team of UN scientists and Doctors after after the patient dies samples are taken and sent to special Unknown labs

Ebola outbreaks are usually small and contained immediately the fear of it spreading and the destruction power that virus holds in is unimaginable

CDC labs across US have the virus
It is quite possible that the Ebola virus could be used as a biological weapon

EV is the virus you rarely hear about however there is a total blackout whenever an outbreak occurs

Only God knows how powerful the ebola virus really is

i wouldn't be surprised if Ebola virus could wipe out 600 million people

Ebola Virus makes SARS, and H1N1 (bird flu ) look like bitches

I would rather get Brain Cancer,AIDS,Lung Cancer,HIV,SARS,Bird Flu, Mad Cow disease all combined in ONE, than even suffer a minute of this horrible Virus

''Lord Please that thing away form me'' says a horrified Jim after reading about ebola virus on wikipedia

Ebola virus the sleeping virus what is it's true potential? no one knows

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Ebola - what is it?

Just a different word for Africa, only sofisticated people use it.

I dont want to go to Ebola

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What does "Ebola" mean?

An annoying word that every time somebody sneezes anybody from the age of 10-12 says they have Ebola

James: * achoo! 💦
Robert: HE HAS EBOLA! HEY EVRYBODY HE HAS EBOLA
James: Kill yourself

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Ebola - what does it mean?

Currently the 17,000th scariest thing in Africa. It made headline news and everybody was scared shitless when the outbreaks occurred, but after 2 weeks, just like every other bandwagon, everybody forgot about it.

Person 1: Hey, you heard about those Ebola outbreaks in Africa?

Person 2: Yeah. But after a couple weeks it'll die off and people will find better things to freak the fuck out about.

Person 1: True.

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Ebola - meaning

The reason for everything. When someone doesn't show up for work, or school, it is because of Ebola. You can catch Ebola from everything, including emails, gossip, old breast milk, etc. Don't look in your closet either, there is the Ebol-gey Man hiding, waiting to spread the virus and turn you into a zombie.

Where's Anthony?

He must have Ebola.

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Ebola - definition

A very deadly disease which the original host is unknown. Ebola was first recognized in 1976. There are four known subtypes of the Ebola virus, Ebola-Zaire which kills 90% of people, Ebola-Sudan which kills 50% of people, Ebola-Ivory Coast, and Ebola Restin which is not fatal in humans. Ebola causes people to spew blood and other fluids out of every orifice of their body, and is transmitted by these fluids.

You have Ebola, have fun spewing out your innards

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Ebola - slang

"Its a disease on the Discovery Channel, where all your intestines sort of just slip out of your butt."

-Jesse Pinkman

When you say it's contamination, I'm thinking like an Ebola leak, or something.

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Ebola

A disease originating in africa and caused by a worm that no one knows.

Random kid: hi
You: go away and shut the f*** up. You have Ebola.

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Ebola

an infectious and generally fatal disease marked by fever and severe internal bleeding, spread through contact with infected body fluids by a filovirus ( Ebola virus ), whose normal host species is unknown.

Brianna:*coughs*
Everybody: EBOLA

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Ebola

Something that is bad or unfortunate, particularly when playing video games, often to do with bad luck.

Wow, those textures over there are really ebola. THATS ATCUALLY EBOLA!

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