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What is Kirtland?

very hot sexy dilf of a man. butter king.

yo, Kirtland though?? YEAH BRO.

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Kirtland - what is it?

1. Team of police who have nothing else to do but pull u over for no reason bec their is no crime in Kirtland their most famous excuse is "your back light is out"

2. Group of assholes who search your car for the hell of it

The Kirtland Hills police will take your freedom, your drugs, and your life

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What does "Kirtland" mean?

A bunch of "Wanna-Be Cops" who were too pussy to sign up for Cleveland's sixth district police department. So they became uniformed revenue collectors with guns and tazers. They especially love to pull over teenagers, call their parents, and falsely claim that they have beer in the car so that they can search their vehicles in hopes of finding something to charge them with. They never harass their own affluent residents. Rather, they work the Mentor/Concord residents traveling on Route 84. In fact they even sit in Mentor City property (O'Connors Gas Station) lurking in the shadows for their next victim!

Kirtland Hills Cops have pulled over everyone in our family with lame excuses numerous times in Mentor.

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Kirtland - what does it mean?

1) Suburb of Mentor Heights reknown for rich white folks

2) Home of the World's Most Oppressive Police reknown for overzealous ticketing and recent crackdowns on backwoods stills.

The Kirtland Hills police will take your money, your honey, and your 'shine.

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Kirtland - meaning

The place where the 2011 Ohio division 5 football champions play. Is also full of a bunch of people who bitch about how bad the school is.

Kirtland, Ohio rocks, Cuyahoga Heights sucks!

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Kirtland - definition

a town full of rich snobs, that hate black people

i shop at hollister and live in kirtland.

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Kirtland - slang

A small city in Ohio close to Mentor with only 6,773 residents.

Bro where the hell even is Kirtland anyway?

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a tiny city in Ohio, has few stores and an allaround crappy school system. it clutches it's tiny pocket of fame through the melonhead legends, and the morman "kirtland temple" it is near Willoughby, Mentor, and Cleveland.

person 1: Where do you live?
person 2: Kirtland!
person 1: where the hell is that?
person 2: -sigh- near Mentor.

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Kirtland is a shy and handsome person. He is a genius though too humble to admit it. Kirtland's feelings are often very secret so if you are one of the rare people that get to know them you are lucky. He gives amazing advice that is far beyond his years. He is handsome and underrated. If you are the one that his heart of gold belongs to make sure to never let him go. Kirtland is hardworking and often left in the shadows. The more you get to know Kirtland the more funny you think he is. Kirtland is easy to be loyal to because of his personality. This humble and loving person doesn't know how smart and perfect he is. He is one of the people who you would trust with your deepest and sometimes darkest secrets.

The name Kirtland, a boy, not the city.

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He is really shy but when you get to know him he's an amazing friend. also one of the most trust worthy people you ever will meet

guy1: the other day Kirtland and I where talking-
guy2: wait let me pause you right there, he actually talks to you?

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