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What is Kilt?
I was kilt last night.
I'm going to the party and getting kilt!
Let's grip a case and get kilt.
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Kilt - video
Kilt - what is it?
Kilt=Killed. When someone gets killed. The slang form of saying killed.
Did you hear about lil shorty that got kilt last night?
What does "Kilt" mean?
a skirt worn by the scottish so they can fuck sheep
I was wearing my kilt while thigh deep in a sheep
Kilt - what does it mean?
In Ebonics: the act of killing, or having to do with.
Rodney musta bin huuungry cuz he just kilt dat hamburger.
Kilt - meaning
When someone is left speechless or has been shut up
Girl did you see how that roast kilt her? Poor thing
Kilt - definition
Deandre fucked wit tha wrong nigga an got his self kilt
Kilt - slang
Before I start my definition, I have a message for all of you kilt hating smug assholes who think kilts are for homosexuals: you pant wearing men are too small dicked to wear a kilt because an updraft might blow your smidgen of manhood away like a dried leaf on a tree. Kilts are the definition of manliness in clothing form. It takes a real man to wear a kilt and not be insecure about it, and if you man up enough to wear a kilt for a day and not think about the looks from the retards who get their dicks smashed in all day by pants, you will enjoy wearing it more often, unless you are a Liberal.
Kilts kick ass in every way possible. Chuck Norris wears a kilt, but anyone who has seen him in it is killed before they can spread the word.
Kilt
It is a piece of traditional clothing which can be worn by both men and women but mainly men. It is made with tartan. And most scottish families have kilts made in their own family tartan.
I am going to a wedding at the weekend and am planning of wearing my kilt
Kilt
Another way to say "I'm dead" or "I'm done", when something is so crazy it's funny.
It's been raining nonstop, and I have a tennis tournament, omg I'm sooo kiltt.
Kilt
A very manly article of clothing. Contrary to popular belief, the kilt did not come into usage in Scotland until around the 17th century. Also contrary to popular belief, during this time period, there were no "clan tartans." This belief arose from the fact that a kilted Scotsman could be geographically identified, as most tartans from a certain area looked more or less the same, due to plant dye availability.
Another common misconception about the kilt is the belief that it takes 8 yards of fabric to make a true kilt. Not true. Back in the day, fabric was produced in 30" width segments. A scotsman would purchase 8 or so yards (depending on how big he was) and sew it together lengthwise, thus giving him a large, 4 yard piece of fabric for a Great Kilt. Later on, when the kilt lost the shoulder plaid, the need to sew the extra four yards on was lost. And so the truely traditional kilt only consists of four yards of material, box-pleated. The concept of having 8 whole yards of fabric hanging off your ass is rediculous.
The fact that fish grow as big as their environment allows applies here as well. A kilted man enjoys freedom and ventilation that tighty-wighty wearers can only dream of. Many people, most notably trouser-wearers, are intimidated by the presence of a kilt-wearing man. They are uncomfortable that their own manly-confidence is completely eclipsed by a man in a kilt. Because of this, ball-less nut-muncher morons like Michael, John and Richard (Read their idiotic entries at the last page for kilt.) will attempt to tear down the kilt-wearer's utterly overwhelming manliness by accusing them of being faggy. Even the most inexperienced kilt wearer will laugh in the faces of moron's like these, who will never enjoy all the womanly attention that kilts attract.
A man in a kilt is a man and a half
It takes someone highly confident in his manhood to don a kilt.