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What is Kelly Clarkson?
A sex move performed by a man as the top half of doggy-style intercourse. When the man feels himself on the edge of climax, he sings, "Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this!" He then knocks out the bottom with a donkey punch to the back of the head and ejaculates on his/her back.
Bro #1: Did you hear? John pulled a Kelly Clarkson on Karen and moonwalked out of the motel room! . . . She's pressing charges.
Bro #2: Karen's such a bitch.
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Kelly Clarkson - what is it?
Apparently something good to yell when you're getting your chest hair waxed, as Steve Carell demonstrated when he played Andy Stitzer in The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Waxer: (rips Steve's chest hair out ferociously)
Andy: YOWWWWW!! KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!
What does "Kelly Clarkson" mean?
One of two Am. Idol winners to do anything in the music industry (2nd being Carrie Underwood). Her music is considered to be godlike by those who are fans, and extremely emo and homosexual to the highest degree by those who are not fans.
KC FAN: KELLY CLARKSON IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD
KC HATER: PLEASE, MY WALRUS SINGS BETTER
Kelly Clarkson - what does it mean?
1. American Idol Winner
2. A characteristic of or pertaining to a person who uses their 15 minutes of fame to become extremely successful, but slowly loses supporters due to a torrential output of obnoxious, repetitive songs about the opposite sex's disinterest in their rapidly-inflating ego/body.
3. Someone who USED to weigh less than 300 lbs.
1. Kelly Clarkson won American Idol a long time ago... Cool.
2. Taylor Swift used to make some pretty good songs, but lately they have been kind of obnoxious. She still has a nice body though, I hope she doesn't Kelly Clarkson.
3. Why is there an obese 40-year-old at the bar in a tight high-school football jersey? He must have Kelly Clarkson'ed over a decade ago!
Kelly Clarkson - meaning
The first American Idol winner, and also the only one who actually shows up in music videos and managed to be sucessful. Although, despite her singing ability, she only seems to sing a few rock songs that sound completely unlike the songs she sang on American Idol.
Kelly Clarkson is probably under contract to sing these songs.
Kelly Clarkson - definition
An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.
From The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!
Kelly Clarkson - slang
Sexiest current popstar. Great singing voice and worthwhile lyrics to go with it.
I don't just like Kelly Clarkson for her body, I just mostly like her for her body.
Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Clarkson is a great singer , winner of the first season of American Idol , and has an amazing voice
Kelly Clarkson is my favorite artist. My favorite song of hers is Breakaway.
Kelly Clarkson
The only American Idol winner who really had major success, probably because she puts out the best songs of them all.
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Kelly Clarkson
Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars.
Kelly Clarkson deserved to win American Idol.