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What is Clarkson?
a synonym for feces, but leaning more toward the strong scented end of the spectrum
"man, i left a nice smelly clarkson in there; give it a few minutes"
Clarkson - meme gif
Clarkson - video
Clarkson - what is it?
A hilarious TV star from the BBC motoring show top gear (UK, not the horrible American one). He has a great sense of humor, sometimes a bit controversial and seemingly with the logic of a twelve year old but great to watch and together with Richard Hammond and James May, the greatest TV show in the world(it is the most watched factual TV show in the world) is produced.
Did you see the latest Top Gear Christmas special?
-no, what was it about?
-Jeremy Clarkson, Richard and May went on a journey though Patagonia! it is great! i really recommend it!
-OK, thanks, i think i will watch it.
What does "Clarkson" mean?
when a female celebrity actually looks healthy and does not look like a freaking skeleton, so everybody thinks she's fat
I can't believe Whitney from America's Next Top Model is considered plus sized. She's totally being Kelly Clarksoned.
Clarkson - what does it mean?
Someone with auburn hair who frequently masturbates and and spreads the residue onto his pasty body.
It is also a famous sex position in which men try to fill a woman's holes while at the same time vomiting in each other's mouths. The men are preferably of German decent and are too of the auburn race. When finished it is customary to finish off the remaining vomit with a cool glass of beer while discussing the daily news and sport.
"They gave her a richard clarkson"
"What a richard clarkson"
"I finished in richard clarkson-esque fashion"
Clarkson - meaning
A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.
Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius
Clarkson - definition
Clarkson University is a private school located in rural Potsdam, NY.
Characterized mostly by pompous frat boys and rich nerds born with a silver spoon up their ass that have never/will never actually work for anything in their life, Clarkson University is mostly a big sausage fest. The average Clarkson kid is usually found walking up Market Street in groups of 5 or more dudes averaging 6'5 wearing polo shirts and sandals, attempting to impress one another by talking shit to smaller groups of more modest middle class individuals, and spending their parents money at the 3 local college bars before stumbling across the street in front of a moving vehicle towards the nearest shitty pizza shop/frat house.
The typical choice for any wealthy young yuppie who is frustrated that they just couldnt get accepted to an actual Ivy League school.
I joined a fraternity at Clarkson, now I pay money to have friends, and we get to rank each other too!
Clarkson - slang
An absolute idiot of a kid.
Annoying motherfucker, always whines like a bitch.
What the fuck are you doing, you fucking CLARKSON cunt.
Fuck me your a Clarkson, my fucking brother is retarded
Clarkson
Fraqua, argument, disagreement.
I had a bit of a clarkson with the guy at the shop about the prices.
Clarkson
An erection at an inconvenient time.
Adrianne: Look Dixie, Matt has a Clarkson.
*giggle*
Clarkson
¹One big noisy thing with pubes for hair
²An infantile pillock! That needs to tidy up a mess he has advertently caused.
³An insufferable oaf!
⁴A male human that resembles an Orangutan
"CLARKSON!!"