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What is Kayak?best effing thing ever. kayaking is intense and the funnest thing you will ever do. white water kayaking is the best. Girl: i love kayaking Kayak - meme gifKayak - videoKayak - what is it?Similar to the act of motorboating, but with a smaller pair of boobs. The face and mouth must go a farther distance between breasts, and therefore the motion becomes slower and more drawn out, like paddling a kayak. Dude 1: I went out with a girl last night who had double Ds. I was motorboating those titties all night long. What does "Kayak" mean?kayak Rower: So you paddle. how does it feel to be going slower than a rower? Kayak - what does it mean?A verb describing the act of swiping your hand like a credit card in an upward stroke over a persons genitals. This is normally done for shock value to a person who is not expecting it. One also screams "KA-YAK" while swiping a victim. "That nagger, Laura, wouldn't pay attention....so I gave that hatchet wound a kayak she will never forget!" Kayak - meaningTo talk excessively without notice of audience's disinterest; to tell a longwinded story Kelli kayakered my ears off last night. Kayak - definitionWhitewater kayaking- For the man who has nothing left to loose. Most great whitewater kayakers have next to nothing and have spent at least a summer living out of their car. White water kayaking is dominated by ADHD young adults who want nothing more than to be racing down a mountain through constantly changing rapids while strapped into a plastic tub. Hurricanes mean two things in Houston: No school and finally enough water to go kayaking through backyards, golf courses and off that ledge you have always imagined as a waterfall. Kayak - slangThe act of dipping the unbitten end of a piece of food you have taken a bite of to avoid double dipping. Derived from the similarity of the act to using a kayak paddle, where the two opposite ends of the paddle are dipped consecutively into the water. Jim: βHey man, no double dipping!β KayakThe loneliest boat in the sea. What a fucking Kayak KayakA "Kayak" is that person you see in public that makes you mad, laugh, and wonder what the fuck they are thinking all at the same time. That person you just cant seem to find the right word to describe. yeah, thats a fucking kayak. that guy at the bar with the leather jacket tied around his waist, anyone that smokes fish, anyone with a mustache/mohawk combo, someone with a tattoo of a tear under their eye. "hey look at the fucking kayak", "that guy was a total fucking kayak" KayakSomeone who floats through people Person 1: Man he's a hoe! |
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