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What is Kauffman?
Salt first, then drink (preferably Clementine vodka), then fr3$h basil leaf
The Kauffman got me fucked up.
Kauffman - meme gif
Kauffman - video
Kauffman - what is it?
The kid who loves chips and gaming. He can be a pain in the butt. a nerd. a smart ALICK. The guy who's just THERE. Walks like a PENGUIN. always keeps his SHOES UNTIED. a BAND boy.
That dude's a Landon Kauffman. He loves gaming, in BAND, and walks like a PENGUIN. HE needs to tie his SHOES!
What does "Kauffman" mean?
A penis which cannot be measured by a ruler, term was named after a kid who pulled a jerrod during class and the teacher hit him in the penis with a ruler, the ruler was broken in half upon immediate contact.
Jerrod's penis becomes a kauffman whenever he sees hippo-crocca-dogga-pigs
Kauffman - what does it mean?
A completely insane group/family living in the same house.
Parent figures are usally the creepier/more sexual people in the house.
person#1: so, i heard you're dating a kauffman...
person#2: yeah... it's pretty insane, especially the parents.
person#1: whoa...
Kauffman - meaning
kauffman (noun) - a person who is considered to be too cool for school.
kauffman (adjective) - to do something that would make you too cool for school.
Jeremy: "Wow, how did you score such a good grade on that test in advanced algebra 2?"
Jedediah: "You know me. I just kauffmaned it!"
Kauffman - definition
When you say something confidently when in reality you are full of shit
I realized I got duped by a kauffmanism.
Kauffman - slang
If you are called this it means you have a penis that is too long to be measured by a ruler. That you are a play boy, what every woman wants.
That Kauffman must be fun in the sack.