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What is KEI CAR?

slang originaing from the oakville region in canada. synonymous with virginity

"oh my god did you hear? john doe took jane's car keys !"

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KEI CAR - video

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KEI CAR - what is it?

The term "car keying" has one fairly well known meaning:

1. The act of scraping the sharper point of a car key across the windshield or front door of a car, making a screeching sound and leaving a large scratch in the paint. Often preformed in anger or spite; a form of vandalism.

There is one other, not-so-well-known meaning:

2. The act of saying the phrase, "I need the car keys" and plunging ones hand into the front pocket of someone elses pants or hoodie to retrieve said car keys. This is usually down to a boyfriend (or husband) via the girlfriend (or wife). A big turn on, and surprising if they didn't expect it.

1. "Dude, that bitch just car keyed my new ride!"

2. "I need the car keys baby." (followed by the fishing around in someone elses pocket and then they are found.) "Thanks."

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What does "KEI CAR" mean?

An item that almost got finessed by a fucking elephant at The Ave. Norman "Nick" always out here losing shit and could not find his keys for 8 hours, so everyone else thought the elephant made a move on the nigga's keys, after all, who wouldn't want a 2018 Ford Fusion?

Bruh the fucking mexican bitch stole that avetard's car keys.

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KEI CAR - what does it mean?

The result of being a douchebag.

To key (ones) car:

Bro 1: Oh meh godd bro someone totally keyed my sweet ford f150! My dad is going to kill me!

Bro 2: People must just be jealous of your killer ride.

Intellegent Person 1: Or, you're just a complete asshole.

Bros 1 and 2 (tandem): OOOOOHHH Yeeeaaarrrhh

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KEI CAR - meaning

verb, to scratch the paintjob surface of a car.

I had my car out of storage for just 3 days, and some dickless piece of shit had the nerve to key (ones) car.

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KEI CAR - definition

to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed

"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"

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KEI CAR - slang

to scratch a car with something.

If you piss me of I swear I key your car.

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KEI CAR

This is the action in which a person uses the keys of a car to temporarily scratch a car. Usually, this has very expensive results.

"Hey dude, wassup!?"
"Nothing man. Just saw an old grumpy man keying a car."

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KEI CAR

The act of scraping a car with an object leaving a large scratch mark.

Keying a Car:
Someone keyed my car.
My car got keyed.

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KEI CAR

A car which is actually tiny. it also has a really tiny engine...

Me:THAT KEI CAR LOOKS NICE NGL.

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