Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Jurassic park?

A place where lots of old people meet. It could be a show by a band from the sixties, or a social or country club.

When the Rolling Stones came to play at Giants Stadium, that place turned into Jurassic Park.

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Jurassic park - video


Jurassic park - what is it?

When someone/something distracts you while someone/something attacks you from the side. Also known as the Clever Girl.

I got Jurassic Parked last night. One guy yelled at me from across the room and another guy sucker punched me from the side.

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What does "Jurassic park" mean?

A girl lays down, getting penetrated anally, vaginally, and orally. Meanwhile, with her free hands, she is furiously jerking off too other phallus. The result looks like a pack of velociraptors feeding on their prey.

That girls can multitask --- she did a Jurassic Park while her dinner was cooking.

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Jurassic park - what does it mean?

You could go engineer some giant monsters and go live on an island with them. You could - but that does not mean you should...

Peter approached the pretty girl with intent; he was ready to wow her with his extensive knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and home addresses of porn stars, but he hesitated and reselected different subject matter. Peter considered Jurrasic Park and chose a different path...

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Jurassic park - meaning

Phrase coined by that example to us all, Alan Partridge.

It is best described as an expression of joy at a favourable outcome. You could also use "cash back!", "in off the red!", "Mary Poppins!", or of course, "Kiss my face!"

Director of the BBC: "Alan, I'm giving you another series"

Alan Partridge: "Jurassic Park!"

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Jurassic park - definition

Correct way to spell Jurassic park, congrats!

Also a book (later transpired into a film trilogy) about a theme park with Dinosaurs.

Just be thankful you spelt it right.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurassic Park?

Guy 2: Isn't it Jurrassic Park?

Guy 1: I don't wanna know you anymore

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Jurassic park - slang

A Small Costa Rican designed as a theme park for rich tourists but ended up overrun by over 15 species of dinosaurs and eventually bombed by the CRNG.

richard hammond "i think i'll create a park full of incredibly dangerous animals that we know nothing about and parade them in front of rich idiots. i think i'll call it, jurassic park"
Henry Wu "i'll put the kettle on"

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Jurassic park

The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)

If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.

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Jurassic park

A great peice of Cinematic magic,

Welcome to Jurassic Park..

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Jurassic park

a really low budget movie, that turns out to be actually very good.

"did you see that new batman movie? it was such a jurassic park"

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