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What is Junioritis?
The philosophy of junior grimes mentality and behavior. Rejecting social norms and embracing your inner darkness and disregarding the rules and enjoying your youth. Junior says this in the bibble as he is the sinful son; the son of the darkness.
Juniorism is taught in very few schools these days but if you look in the right place you may study it.
Traits and characteristics tied to junior grimes (Logan) aka “J grimes” or junior the egomaniac
There’s more meanings to Juniorism so go pick up a book and read up on it , ya lazy bum!
Juniorism is religion for those who despise religion and the deluded people who fall victim to lies.
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Juniorism makes Scientology look like fanfiction, since it is anyway lmao
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“One must study Juniorism to truly understand the secrets of the earth and origins of life and the mind. “ -somebody important
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Junior: hey you! Study up on Juniorism!
world leaders: yes sir, we’re sorry , of course! Right away master!
Junior: >:)
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Junioritis - video
Junioritis - what is it?
A system of beliefs that focus on embracing your inner darkness and dismantling all religion and exposing the false but more importantly it venerates the essential characteristics that are affixed to junior grimes.
The true identity of Junior grimes is hard to decipher since he is many things
The forbidden one or Junior grimes, are that being that do everything, that’s what make them so formidable since he has infinite knowledge and ways of solving problems.
Those who follow king junior are known as juniortroopers or children of grime.
Junior is seen as the badguy when he’s actually the good guy trying to free everyone from religious enslavement
The forbidden one/Junior grimes or the sinful son. Aka “j grimes” but he has many names so don’t limit it to this.
The solution with juniorism is that he doesn’t delude anyone into thinking otherwise and is straightforward with his ideals and doesn’t pretend to be a saint, he’s the outcast, the one everybody believes to be a bad influence when he’s simply misunderstood.
Juniorism is set of ideas and provable facts that depict the truth of junior grimes ideology and mentality which describe the falsifying nature of religion and cynicism of human behavior as well as the true nature of the earth and its forbidden secrets. There’s Much more but for now, we’ll leave it at this.
Juniorism truly is something else
Juniorism is the reason why many former religious types; muslims, jews, christians, Hindus, etc are liberated from the brainwashing of religion as well as society and false morality.
Juniorism is a movement and religion
What does "Junioritis" mean?
Junioritis is a pre-mature case of senioritis. It makes the infected junior tired and burned out and all the junior wants is graduation. However, the junior will push through and will have a severe and potentially lethal case of senioritis.
Junior girl: I am sick of tests, studying, and taking ACT practice tests!
Naive freshmen baby girl: It is not that hard...
Senior boy: *Glares through tears*
Sophomore girl: Shut UP freshmen! That is why nobody likes you."
Junior girl: *Has mental breakdown*
Senior boy: Its okay babe... we all go through junioritis. *hugs* I went through it last year remember?
Junioritis - what does it mean?
The state of having no free time due to excessive amounts of work.
Each year, 11th graders at William G Enloe High suffer from extreme junioritis, which often makes the students unable to sleep
Junioritis - meaning
A terminal strain of Senioritis that is obtained by excessive laziness and contact with infected seniors. Junioritis tends to attack young people around the age of 17 or at the end of there 3rd year of high school. This tragic disease affects a person’s ability to obtain any form of motivation used to achieve tasks specifically related to public high schools; it also affects a person’s ability to judge long spans of time, often giving the infected individual a false sense of hope and relaxation. In its later stages this disease can lead to failing of classes, summer school and in some extreme cases failure to graduate, coma, and death. Some medications for this illness include Ritalin, caffeine, and excessive strikes to the individuals face and groin.
"Ben has Junioritis!"
"Quick, slap him in the face!"
Junioritis - definition
An infection of the brain exclusively found in high school students in their third year. Symptoms include but are not limited to laziness, procrastination, demotivation to do homework, and taking on rigorous course loads without wanting to do the resulting work. Most infected students manage to avoid temptation to fail classes. Believed to be caused by taking too many AP/college/honors classes. There is no known cure, but treatments include snow days, long weekends, electives, study halls, "study" groups (a.k.a. doing five minutes of homework before playing Halo), and chemistry teachers conducting dangerous experiments that go haywire.
Not to be confused with senioritis.
The AP student, having junioritis, defined junioritis on Urban Dictionary to procrastinate on homework.
Junioritis - slang
later know as Senioritis. Usually worse since senioritis is almost over but knowing you have another year but seniors have graduation in sight. Effects 99 percent of juniors taking difficult classes and extra curricular activities while trying to keep their grades up for scholarships and acceptence for college. They have experienced the life of a highschool teen, resulting in, now wanting to live the college life.
Only known cure: graduation, dropping out
Junioritis is so much worse then senioritis
Junioritis
The condition of being so fed up with Junior year work (eg. AP/Honors courses work, SATs, IBs, SAT IIs, ACTs) that a person experiences mental breakdowns, frustration, and bouts of "DGAF"-ing. The state of being unable to concentrate shortly follows.
The condition of being so unable to focus, that Junior updates definitions of "Junioritis" on Urban Dictionary, rather than do their work.
My severe case of Junioritis is the reason I am on Urban Dictionary right now.
Junioritis
Junioritis is when a student in their third year of high school suffers the effects of work overload, (Can become more severe when an individual mixes AP and Honors classes with a part-time job), and a lack of recreational time with acquaintances and friends. Usually results in only looking forward to sleeping, if only for 4-5 hours per night due to studies, frequent mental meltdowns, and crankiness towards all individuals in the students life. Symptoms usually begin around October, and continue until Mid-Late June when the shock of the realization that Junior year is finally over subsides.
"I have to write my 10-page research paper, but I am super-suffering from Junioritis and feel like my brain has become mental soup and will leak out of my ears"
After many medical tests, the doctor diagnosed the 17 year old boy, who's brain was no longer able to function due to excessive use, with Junioritis.
After explaining her plight of having too many end of the year projects to her AP history teacher, the teacher showed no sympathy to the student suffering from Junioritis and said "Well, I hear Senior year is fun."
Junioritis
Distinguished from the more famous Senioritis in this way:
- Junioritis gets work done
- Senioritis does not get work done
Often, people will define Junioritis as Senioritis, but just in Junior year. This is a false definition because, really, they are two very different things.
A symptom of Junioritis is discovering your optimal bullshit level. Throughout your freshman and sophomore years, you have experimented by trial and error how much bullshit you can actually get by. Now that you are a Junior, the bullshit level is just right, like Goldilocks finding Baby Bear's soup. On the other hand, Senioritis rejects the idea of tactical bullshitting and forgoes expending effort as a whole.
Another possibly related symptom of Junioritis is finding out how much you can get done in a short amount of time. If we were to compare a productivity/time graph of a freshman, a sophomore, and a junior, we will notice that as
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student -> senior
productivity begins to concentrate closer and closer towards the due date. In essence, the Junior knows how to be a productivity machine, but only after procrastination (prerequisite).
At student=senior, productivity does not exist.
100 math questions assigned Tuesday, due next Monday.
Freshman: Steady pace of 20 math questions per day.
Sophomore: Done on weekend, mostly Sunday.
Junior: Done on Sunday night/Monday morning. (Infected with Junioritis)
Senior: Meh. (Infected with Senioritis)