A Joo is any fake person of Jewish decent that is Jewish when it is only convient, usually to get out of class's or to get more gifts around holidays. (Passover, Hanukah, any other Jewish holiday). These people also preach on those day and sport their token Star of David symbol.

Natalie Lynn the biggest Joo From Bloomsburg High School

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Joo - definition

Name of the popular pornstar with massive nipples. Capable of lactating at will.

When I squeeze my nipples just a tad, milk squirts out.
The Joo owns you.
Elfshopper.

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Joo - slang

It is another way of saying you. Used mostly by hardcore gamers.

I fucking pwn joo son.

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Joo

Also used as "you", commonly mispronounced by Cubans.

"What joo talkin' 'bout, mang?"

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Joo

1: Alternative and often but not always offensive, way of spelling "Jew", in the religious or racial sense. It originated from South Park.

2: Way of spelling "You". It is used sometimes in 1337 (leet). It probably originated from some European languages, such as Dutch, having "J" be pronounced "Y".

1: "Maybe we're not getting to heaven because somebody here is a J-O-O" - South Park.

"Jon Stewart is a filthy joo" - antisemite.
"I didn't know he was jooish" - person.

2: "Joo w1ll g3t teh fl@g!!!" - gamer playing "capture the flag"
"Joo @r3 ST00P1D!!!1!!!one!!!" - gamer expressing his/her (who am i kidding, HIS) frustration with a fellow gamer whom he perceives as being incompetent or unintelligent.

"Ja" means "yes" in Dutch, and is pronounced "Ya".

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Joo

Alternate spelling of Jew- Derived from Cartman on "South Park"

"Someone here is a J-O-O!"

Kyle is a Joo.

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