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What is Cubans?
What 90% of people who live in Miami, Florida are.
Person in Miami #1: What nationality are you?
Person in Miami #2: I'm Cuban.
Person in Miami #1: Me too.
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Cubans - video
Cubans - what is it?
A person that can whip your ass in dominoes. Is family oriented. Cooks better than everyone else. Drinks Mojitos. Smokes Cigars. Drinks the strongest coffe known to man. Plays and watches baseball. And dreams of the day the homeland can be revisited. VIVA CUBA LIBRE CARAJO!
Mira el tipo este. De verdad que esta enpingao. Tiene que ser cubano
What does "Cubans" mean?
An exclaimation of excitement, usually preceeded by the adjective 'fucking'.
Bill - I've got a dutch here.
Steve - That's fucking cuban.
Cubans - what does it mean?
One who is confined to a desk and pc within partitioned walls made of cloth; Decorated with pictures and useless novelty items. Dilbert comics are prefered. The more frendly cuban may leave candy for fellow cubans to enjoy. Status of cuban in cube society can be determined by a placard, size or even the height of cube. Communication between cubans is primarily done through email. It will usually take several emails to several people before a task can be completed.
I wanted to get a drink at the bar but the place was full of cubans so I left.
Cubans - meaning
If something is cuban, it is completely cool. The Australian TV show "Home and Away" attempted to inject it into Australian slang.
Dave: My V8 is lowered, red, and very fast.
Sally: That is totally cuban. When do I get a spin?
Cubans - definition
best love makers cigar makers clothes maker musicians cookers in the world
cubans have the best women ever great dancers
Cubans - slang
A person from Cuba who is stereotyped ALOT. most of them are 'chusmas', but some are actually classy, wealthy people.
We talk loud and sometimes are annoying, but people love us anyways. we love our family and always have food to offer.
Their abuelitas always feed them, even if they are 1000 pounds.
Cubans are white, black, mulato, and chinese.
Cubans ALWAYS have the best food (croquettas, picadillo, carne con papa, abondigas, etc.) and their bread is the SHITT.
Most Cuban men/guys are cocky and arrogant, and even being a Cuban, i admit it. The old men usually talk loud and say "OYE" with a nasaly voice.
About 90% of miami is made up of cubans, but not all came from little banana boats. (my family came on a plane)
Alot of cubans own farmacias, and live in Hialeah.
Cuban: Oye eat some picadillo!
Person: STOP YELLING !
Cuban: I'm not this is my whisper!
Person: oh well i'm not hungry
Cuban: ok i'll feed you anyways.
Cubans
One who hails from Cuba or of close descent.
I'm from Cuba so that makes me Cuban.
Cubans
A cuban is great way to get a great party going. Refers to a cuban cigar, hand made, and illegal in the United States. People get really impressed when you pull a couple out and light em up.
A tool: Yo, i got some cubans!
Everyone Else: YO, sweet, lets hit em!
Cubans
Loud brown or pale people in which the males think they are ''Macho-Men'' and the females tend to wear huge hoop earrings and tight clothing with sneakers and a load of colorful make-up. They spend time slaughtering animals as sacrifices such as smelly chickens and goats, watching Hispanic television, or criticizing other men and calling them gay or pussies when in fact, they are not.
Ex. 1
Random Cuban man: OYEE QUE BOLA ASERE!!!!
Typical person: Yup, He's Cuban.
Ex. 2
Random Cuban man: Yap! He gay! He pussy an' no want to _____.
Typical person: Who the fuck invited him?
Ex.3
Random Cuban woman: NOOOO!! WHY YOU CHANGE DEE CHANNEL FOOR! I WAS WATCHEENG CASO CERADO!!!
Typical Invited guest: That's fake and it's trash. Only Cubans watch that shit.