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What is Jokes?
1) A type of statement or question that sounds or looks as though it is humorous, but is in fact, not in any way funny. Also called a non-entendre. Usually simply a reference, or a non-sequitur that is not even accidentally funny. Followed either by the phrase "get it?" or by immediate, raucous laughter if the audience are hipsters. (Hipsters are notorious for laughing at jokes they don't understand, to feign comprehension.)
2) A joke similar to 1., but with the intention of frustrating or confusing the audience, rather than pleasing them.
1) Bill: I drank so much milk I fell down, and I was like, whoa, what is this, Terminator 2?
(A minute of silence)
Mike: Bill, that's a lone, confusing reference, not a joke. It is also not a witty observation. You have now performed a hat trick of no-joke jokes, and unless you stop talking, we will throw you out of your own party.
2) An intentional No-Joke Joke:
Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One of it's legs are both the same!
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Jokes - what is it?
Telling a joke and someone taking it seriously but are too embarrassed to admit it, so they try to cover it up with another joke.
Girl #1: OMG that shirt makes you look fat.
Girl #2: It's just the material!
Girl #1: I was just kidding..
Girl #2: Oh, yeah I know; me too.
Girl #1: No joke on joke.
What does "Jokes" mean?
Used to describe an extrememly funny occurance. Often used in reference to an inside joke between two people. May be used in groups as well.
"Jokes, Luca, Jokes!"
"HAHA, mad jokes!"
"Two cokes and some jokes."
Jokes - what does it mean?
Another word for funny or amusing.
Person 1: What do you think about David.
Person 2: David is bare jokes.
Jokes - meaning
Can be used as a replacement for "just kidding" or as a replacement for "funny". Usually used by suburban kids.
Kid #1: "Yo did you see that girls hair it was so jokes man"
Kid #2: "I'd totally tap that... lol jokes!"
Usage:
Kid #1 = "Funny"
Kid # 2 = "Just kidding"
Jokes - definition
Term used by townie folk, to describe someting funny
Rory: This is jokes man.
Jokes - slang
A teacher asked her class...
"What is sex?"
Johnny got up and said :
*sex is a *temptation*
Caused by a *sensation*
Where a boy sticks his *location*
Into a girls *destination*
to increase the *population*
Of the next *generation*
Did you get my *explanation?*
Or do you need a
*demonstration*?
The teacher fainted.
these jokes are funny and freaky
Jokes
Canadian slang replacing the word funny.
(Laughs) That's jokes man.
Jokes
A replacement for the word "cool", which has been in popular vernacular for far too long. Most recently popularized by nerd fighters.
"How was the concert last night?"
"Aw man, it was SO JOKES!"
Jokes
Like Cuttie has a fuckin' hawk, thats jokes man.