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What is Jew-Jitsu?
The Israeli art of self defense, created for special forces, and used by swat teams and petite woman the world over. also known as Krav-Maga. beats the shit out of BJJ, once you go out of the dojo.
I tried to mug that nerdy girl, she took my gun with her jew-jitsu techniques.
Jew-Jitsu - meme gif
Jew-Jitsu - video
Jew-Jitsu - what is it?
He could kick yo ass jew jitsu style!
What does "Jew-Jitsu" mean?
A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.
Jew-Jitsu - what does it mean?
When a Jewish person performs martial arts.
Mark: Hey wanna learn how to box with me?
Harry: No, I only practice Jew Jitsu
Jew-Jitsu - meaning
I beat that boys ass!
Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
Jew-Jitsu - definition
Jew-Jitsu - Literally the meaning of an ancient and unspeakable evil created by the nefarious Lord Guru in the days of Watanagashi. Learning this ancient art is a combination of will, dedication, and the ability to hold in a six pack of six packs. Its main focus is speed and accuracy, with a strength roll of -15 for every attack, but a bonus of +25 speed and accuracy. Hong-Wing-Jin attempted to open up a center for teaching Jew-Jitsu, but the attempt failed due to accidental...ACCIDENTAL...suicides. Watch out for those who know this art although, because it is harsher than that of a thousand pokes in the matter of .31 biolithy seconds. You have been warned.
Common sightings of Jew-Jitsu masters are extremely skinny, and can range from skin colors yellow to green, with shades of purple. Effective against toddlers, but useless against adults.
Chun: Abraham, you have been a good pupil. Now, we practice the rights of Jew-Jitsu.
Abraham: But, Master! I have not completed the late-night in-the-dark homosexual acts!
Chun: Very well then.
Marine: Hike those pants up soldier, i aint' havin' no jew-jitsu 'round my encampment!
Jew-Jitsu - slang
sensei ramen is the master of jew jitsu. it is an ancient jewish tradition, that the asians stole 1,000,000,000 years ago
Dude, i think he new jew-jitsu
Jew-Jitsu
English:
A practice similar to that of Jiu-Jitsu but masters of Jew-Jitsu have incredible power, together they are... unstoppable.
In this video, Sensei Mizrachi displays a brief demonstration of the Jew-Jitsu basics - Jew-jitsu warriors (youtube)
Here are some common moves in Jew-Jitsu:
- Shower-Time (where you throw a "gas bomb" containing powder which burns through the enemies' skin
- SS (Strangle + Shiv - you strangle your opponent then shiv their neck)
- Jew-Bomb (where you jump very high into the air and drop down, fist first, to the ground - like the iron fist)
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诪谞讛讙 讚讜诪讛 诇讝讛 砖诇 讙'讬讜-讙'讬讟住讜 讗讘诇 讗讚讜谞讬诐 砖诇 讬讛讜讚讬-讙'讬讟住讜 讬砖 讻讜讞 诪讚讛讬诐, 讬讞讚 讛诐 ... 讘诇转讬 谞讬转谉 诇注爪讬专讛.
讘住专讟讜谉 讝讛 诪爪讬讙 住谞住讗讬 诪讝专讞讬 讛讚讙诪讛 拽爪专讛 砖诇 讬住讜讚讜转 讛讬讛讜讚讬诐-讙'讬讟住讜 - Jew-jitsu warriors (youtube)
讛谞讛 讻诪讛 诪讛诇讻讬诐 谞驻讜爪讬诐 讘讙'讬讟住讜 讬讛讜讚讬:
- 讝诪谉 诪拽诇讞转 (砖讘讜 讗转讛 讝讜专拽 "驻爪爪转 讙讝" 讛诪讻讬诇 讗讘拽讛 讗砖专 砖讜专祝 讚专讱 讛注讜专 砖诇 讛讗讜讬讘讬诐
- SS (讞谞拽 + 砖讬讘 - 讗转讛 讞讜谞拽 讗转 讛讬专讬讘 砖诇讱 讜讗讝 诇讛谞讬注 讗转 爪讜讜讗专诐)
- 驻爪爪转 讬讛讜讚讬诐 (砖诐 讗转讛 拽讜驻抓 讙讘讜讛 诪讗讜讚 诇讗讜讜讬专 讜讬讜专讚, 讗讙专讜祝 专讗砖讜谉, 诇拽专拽注 - 讻诪讜 讗讙专讜祝 讛讘专讝诇)
Jew: Theres a new Jew-Jitsu dojo opening around the corner!! Finally we can fight those bullies (nazis) away!!!
Jew-Jitsu
The martial art of avoiding debt
Floyd owes everyone money, but he avoids the topic and make no intention of ever paying anyone back. He must be a 5th degree black belt in the art of Jew-Jitsu
Jew-Jitsu
Ancient martial art Created by Mortichai Weinstein in the ages of Jesus. Ninjews practice this to this day, which is an art form of Grace, coveting, and throwing Ninja Stars-of-David
Man, that Ninjew really kicked their asses. He must study onder the Hebrew Guru.