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What is Jesus Lizard?
Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.
Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!
Jesus Lizard - video
Jesus Lizard - what is it?
The Jesus of Lizards. Long ago in a mystical land filled with unicorns and Zaxby's chicken franchise there lived a lizard with unusual powers. This particular lizard could lick twice an hour as opposed to the other lizards at the time whom were only capable of licking once per week. This lizard was soon relicked and worshiped among the community of fellow lizards. These lizards then enslaved a race of monkeys to construct temples that would please the Lizard Jesus. Lizard Jesus scale covered hide is now found on modern day cans of SoBe.
"Lick." Lizard 001
"Lick. Lick." Lizard Jesus
What does "Jesus Lizard" mean?
Jesus Lizard is a kick ass rock band. Grunge rulez!
The Jesus Lizard strikes again
Jesus Lizard - what does it mean?
A lizard that can run across the water at sub-sonic speeds.
Dude: "Jesus Christ, what was that?!"
Mang: "Jesus Lizard, Dude."
Jesus Lizard - meaning
Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.
I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.