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What is Jeff bezos?
Jeff who?
Teacher: "I'd like to introduce you to Jeff Bezos."
Class: "Jeff Who?"
Jeff bezos - video
Jeff bezos - what is it?
Some Rich Bastard That Would Rather Put His Money Into A Space Company Instead Of Ending World Hunger Basically A Harmless Dictator
Bro Jeff Bezos Is Soooo Rich
What does "Jeff bezos" mean?
Part-robot who employs the largest number of people in poverty and kills his employees
Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
Jeff bezos - what does it mean?
Jeff Bezos is the founder and CEO of Amazon.com.
Jeff bezos - meaning
When you take a little bit of shrooms and you get kinda high but don’t actually go to space. As opposed to Neil Armstronging it the whole way.
I have a pretty busy day tomorrow so I’m just gonna Jeff Bezos it a little tonight.
Jeff bezos - definition
This Dimension's Lex Luthor
Jeff Bezos is literally just Lex Luthor at this point.
Jeff bezos - slang
Jeff bezos aka the richest man in the world owns amazon and has around 500 billion dollars
Friend:1 who is jeff bezos?
Friend:2 the richest man in america
Jeff bezos
Basically doctor evil I mean the both have penis rockets and are bald and are based in Washington state
Man 1: Did you see Amazon is marking a penis rocket
Man2: god damnit jeff bezos stop trying to be doctor evil
Jeff bezos
A term to describe someone who is doing something to stop a group of people from being happy yet is completely oblivious to why everyone hates them
Person 1: person 2, you're doing a Jeff bezos
Person 2: i don't fuckin know what that means, just go home, nobody likes you
Jeff bezos
Jeff bezos is a fat greedy fire breathing reptile, who enjoys frolicking In vast fields of gold and oppressing the working class. This destructive and evil creature is a manifestation of pure greed, caring nothing for anyone but himself and not caring who he hurts. This creature does not obey any laws and instead does anything in the pet suit of more treasure to horde
Jeff bezos is tearing down a historic bridge to make way for his giant money raft of working class subjugation.