Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Jarman?

the guitarist and vocalist for the cribs along with his twin brother and his younger brother.
Is reasonably good looking but talks like a retard
Thinks he created Live 8 by texting bob geldof but we don't care because he's beyond awesome.
Dates Kate Nash but i don't really care;she's a loser and covers men's needs and other awesome songs badly

ryan jarman wrote the incredible song hey scenesters!

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Jarman - meme gif

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Jarman - video


Jarman - what is it?

The most defined power of strength. Be careful around this man. A Jack Jarman will not display any emotion until he's provoked. Just 1% of an angry Jack Jarman is enough to kill a human being and even tranquilize a herd of elephants.

I ran into a Jack Jarman the other day. Wet myself three times in his presence.

That guy used about 10% Jack Jarman during that fight.

Tripped a Jack Jarman up the other day. Instantly died.

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What does "Jarman" mean?

UK slang, very popular during World War Two, for a German.

"When the Jarmans come, we'll be ready."

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Jarman - what does it mean?

Verb, to Jarmanate. Description of the act of a large, extremely overweight man having a very brief sexual encounter with an attractive, much smaller woman.

"Can you imagine Chris Moyles jarmanating Sarah Cox..?"

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Jarman - meaning

Sends their friend trash music every day

My friend is such a jarman

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Jarman - definition

The first thing that comes to mind when the hole in hells opens up. All the things one can think of when demons are clawing there way across your skin. The most useless form of knowledege one can contain.

OOOOH now you let out your inner jarman!

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Jarman - slang

V. The act of going "cray cray" with no concern for how others may feel.

If she doesn't agree with what I say, I'm gonna go all jarman on her.

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Jarman

This earned surname, indicates a person of exceptional talents, someone who has excelled in not just one respected area, but in fact all of them.

Forget the transitional 'King' or 'Queen', the mediocre 'Professor' or 'Prime', the name 'Jarman' is a heavenly garb we can all strive for - but something very few of us will ever get to wear.

If I can just get my black belt, my Masters, win the WWE title, write a stadium rock classic, make love to a thousand women and then invent time travel.. maybe, just maybe I can replace my surname with 'Jarman'.

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Jarman

Totally radical!
An insanely intelligent adrenalin junky.

He totally pulled a jarman on that half pipe.

That test was nothing for her, she jarman'd it.

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Jarman

An alternate term for Waffle House's Texas Bacon, Egg & Cheese Melt Plate; the Texas sized meal for patrons with a Texas sized appetite. Named after the Texas born rodeo star Drew Jarman.

I'll have a Jarman.

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