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What is Jank?
A slang and unfunny word for petrol or diesel.
Hey I'm low on jank. I'll need to go to Tesco and fill up on jank!
Jank - meme gif
Jank - video
Jank - what is it?
1. (adj.) Something created or used in an unconventional or unattractive fashion.
If something has been fixed without proper tools, one could describe this as being repaired in a "jack way".
Ex. "Jack duct taped his ps4 controller back together after he broke it! It looks so jank."
Synonyms: Jacked up, Jacked, ghetto.
2. (adj.) Something which smells foul could be described as jank.
Ex. "Jack smells hella jank. Did he fall in a honey bucket or something?"
Synonyms: Stinky, skanky, putrid, smelly, foul odor.
"Jack, your controller looks hella jank. Did you have to use duct tape!?"
What does "Jank" mean?
This word can be used as a verb, noun or adjective but typically is used if a said object is considered bad or broken.
“I was trying to stick my dick in the vacuum but it just ended up making the whole machine jank”
“You really janked up your sister last week”
“Yea my kid said you’re really jankey at giving head”
Jank - what does it mean?
A slang word used for "disgusting." Mainly used in places down South or South East England to describe things or people they don't like.
This little girl was sick all up the road the other day, it was jank.
I don't like that boy at all, he's jank!
Jank - meaning
An action or motion that combines the devastating kinetic forces of simultaneous jerking and yanking to a vital audio cable or cord, almost exclusively a 3.5mm audio signal cable connected to a personal audio listening or communication device, or a stereo input jack - detrimentally affecting its performance and is usually a total loss of all audio functionality for the hapless user. Often, loss of self control or irrationality immediately take place; and commonly, self-blame, self-abuse, blood-letting sex rituals, or even long-term insanity can follow in the wake of these unsettling incidents. Usually, janking occurs accidentally by the user themselves or by the extreme carelessness (or abuse) by other people or misuse of their property. A truly modern epidemic that knows no bounds and does not descriminate against age, race, spiritual beliefs, time, lifestyle, sexuality, location, hygiene, physics, uncertainty principles, or moral codes; even Karma appears to have no connection to this anomaly. These actions tragically result in the potential total loss of millions of wired headphones and headsets across the globe each year. It strikes with no warning or predictor. Saddest of all, the victims are left to cope without the usage of these millions of perfectly decent working everyday headphones - rendered useless and are lost in an instant.
*DirtyDick: Hello? Why are you calling my phone now dude.... !?
*Loves2Splooge: Oh my FUCKING god, well my stupid bitch girlfriend just walked by and accidentally fucking JANKED my headset right off my head... and now it’s fucked man..! I can’t hear OR talk to you guys now. She said she didn’t even notice my cord at all and said it’s not her fault for janking it because she didn’t even see it, and that they ought to be jank-proof by this day and age! My $220 headset is tits, I’m done for the night?
Jank - definition
The pop music sub-genre known as Jank music, or "a guitar melting pot of genres to make one.”
“Select subgeneres of pop such as the guitar-driven "Jank" subgenre have consciously reversed the trend toward homogenization by combining elements from world and classical music into more traditional pop structures.”
Jank - slang
Negative. "Jank" Crappy, shitty, stupid, etc.
"Get that Jank-ass shit outta here!"
"Take yourself and your jank bot outta this room."
Jank
(nom) Un sous-genre de la musique pop qui met l’accent sur la guitare, combinant plusieurs éléments musicaux en un.
“Certains sous-genres de la musique pop comme le sous-genre “Jank”, qui met l’accent sur la guitare, ont consciemment inversé la tendance vers l’homogénéisation en combinant des éléments de musique classique et musique du monde dans des structures plus traditionnelles de musique pop.”
De la page Wikipedia sur la Musique Pop
Du journal Daily Herald:
Le sous-genre de musique pop connu sous le nom de musique Jank, ou “un melting pot de genres à la guitare”.
Jank
Guts from a zombie you use to disguise yourself as one of them.
“Gotta cover myself in ‘jank’ so the zombies think I’m one of them.”
Jank
A thing that is worthless or useless; shit
That book is jank; I didn't like it at all.