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What is Jalopy?
Meaning to slap a female in the face with one's penis.
Your grandmother was sleeping on the couch, so I walked over and jalopied her in the face.
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Jalopy - what is it?
Big ole fat ass saggy, worn out, feed bag titties
Dang yo, that bitch look like she done fed the whole projects wit dem jalopies
What does "Jalopy" mean?
The act of having sex with a man over the age of 80 whose cock hardly works. The old geezer must bend over while his taint is suckled on. He then receives a blowie (his shaft is still flaccid) while his asshole is fingered and tickled. In the end the old man sharts on the hand of the pleasure giver when he pulls his finger out.
That old guy i fucked had such a jalopy
Jalopy - what does it mean?
That jalopy ain't worth selling because nobodyelse would be caught dead with it.
Jalopy - meaning
Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.
In the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies.
Jalopy - definition
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
Jalopy - slang
Megan's Hardesty's car is a major jalopie.
Jalopy
A sexual partner, can be either male or female, used in fast food transactions who does not perform at acceptable standards.
Sarah: "Hey Ames. Ya gonna grab some fast food tonight?"
Amy: "Nah. The last Ronald Mcdonald turned out to be a total jalopy, girl. He left a bite mark on my neck!"
Sarah: "There will be no jalopies in this drive-thru!"
Jalopy
A term for an old (over 60) woman's vagina.
"Would you like some jalopy joes? I made it extra sloppy for ya!"
"She was a cougar, her jalopy has been all over the place"
"That roast beef sandwich was as greasy as your grandma's jalopy"
Jalopy
A piece of shit car in a delipidated state
"Why the fuck did i buy a jalopy" "so wanna buy a jalopy its fun they said....."