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What is JURASSIC PARK?
Once a very good book by the lord god Michael Crichton, now a .. fairly good movie. Spun off many sequels that couldn't keep up with Michael's genuis writing style.
Jurassic Park was a better book than a movie. So was congo (somewhat), sphere, although The Great Train Robbery was a great movie-to-book transition. And I base it on nothing other than Crichton himself directed it.
JURASSIC PARK - video
JURASSIC PARK - what is it?
A place where lots of old people meet. It could be a show by a band from the sixties, or a social or country club.
When the Rolling Stones came to play at Giants Stadium, that place turned into Jurassic Park.
What does "JURASSIC PARK" mean?
When someone/something distracts you while someone/something attacks you from the side. Also known as the Clever Girl.
I got Jurassic Parked last night. One guy yelled at me from across the room and another guy sucker punched me from the side.
JURASSIC PARK - what does it mean?
A girl lays down, getting penetrated anally, vaginally, and orally. Meanwhile, with her free hands, she is furiously jerking off too other phallus. The result looks like a pack of velociraptors feeding on their prey.
That girls can multitask --- she did a Jurassic Park while her dinner was cooking.
JURASSIC PARK - meaning
You could go engineer some giant monsters and go live on an island with them. You could - but that does not mean you should...
Peter approached the pretty girl with intent; he was ready to wow her with his extensive knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and home addresses of porn stars, but he hesitated and reselected different subject matter. Peter considered Jurrasic Park and chose a different path...
JURASSIC PARK - definition
Phrase coined by that example to us all, Alan Partridge.
It is best described as an expression of joy at a favourable outcome. You could also use "cash back!", "in off the red!", "Mary Poppins!", or of course, "Kiss my face!"
Director of the BBC: "Alan, I'm giving you another series"
Alan Partridge: "Jurassic Park!"
JURASSIC PARK - slang
Correct way to spell Jurassic park, congrats!
Also a book (later transpired into a film trilogy) about a theme park with Dinosaurs.
Just be thankful you spelt it right.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurassic Park?
Guy 2: Isn't it Jurrassic Park?
Guy 1: I don't wanna know you anymore
JURASSIC PARK
A Small Costa Rican designed as a theme park for rich tourists but ended up overrun by over 15 species of dinosaurs and eventually bombed by the CRNG.
richard hammond "i think i'll create a park full of incredibly dangerous animals that we know nothing about and parade them in front of rich idiots. i think i'll call it, jurassic park"
Henry Wu "i'll put the kettle on"
JURASSIC PARK
The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)
If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.
JURASSIC PARK
A great peice of Cinematic magic,
Welcome to Jurassic Park..