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What is Ivar?
The greatest Viking who ever lived
Ivar the boneless: mind is a far better warrior than the sword
Ivar - meme gif
Ivar - video
Ivar - what is it?
Ivar the Boneless or Ivar Ragnarsson was a Viking warrior, and leader who invaded England during the "Viking age". It is not 100% known what "Boneless" means. Many Viking stories describe him as literally lacking bones or legs. But it is not known how reliable these stories are.
According to the Tale of Ragnar Lodbrok, Ivar was "boneless" because of a curse. His mother Aslaug was the third wife of his father Ragnar Lodbrok. She had stated that she and her husband must wait 3 days before having sex. But Ragnar Lodbrok had been raiding in England and was really horny due to being away for such a long time, and so he had sex with his beautiful wife anyway. Because of this, Ivar was born "boneless".
Ivar the Boneless has been described by several Viking sagas as being skillful, and fierce on the battlefield. He was a commander of the Great Heathen Army which attacked England.
Was Ivar the Boneless actually boneless?
What does "Ivar" mean?
tyler: hei why are you ivar
Ivar - what does it mean?
Ivar is a cool man
Bro did you hear the new Ivar remix?
Yeah bro, it was fire
Ivar - meaning
Ivar is definitely not a bad person.
He may use you, but not in a bad way.
He is beautiful but not very tall.
Ivar is also an Ikea closet. He isn’t in the closet tho, he’s probably straight.
‘Aye i gotta go get ‘nother Ivar closet.’
‘See Ivar there? he be cuteeee’
Ivar - definition
Ivar is a gay guy who likes dicks. Every day he must suck a dick to be happy.
Hey Ivar, did u already suck a dick today? No, sucked two.
Ivar - slang
A guy who knows all the pokemons and all the rasist slurs
Ivar also has a feet pic collection in a secrep photo app on his phone
Ivar always smells so bad after farting in his sleep
Ivar
Ivar: An engine - made by Welsh Dragons
Makes funny noises - 'shhhhhgerromppp shhhhgerrrommpppp' etc
Why does Ivar have a funny accent - it's because he is Welsh and an steam engine
Ivar
the SEXIEST GUY EVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
"You're so sexy, but you aint a patch on that Ivar."
Ivar
Ivar is an extremely good looking, sexy, handsome individual who most likely has more money on his bank account than you have. He also automatically has a dick that is 10 inches bigger than yours, no matter how big yours is.
Girl 1: Daaamn, you see that Ivar over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is so hot!