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What is Ikea?
Swedish home furnishing store. I don't find the directions that difficult to be honest.
I have had the same red Ikea table since 2005.
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Ikea - video
Ikea - what is it?
The nastiest sex position known to man. Originating in Sweden, it requires at least 3 men and all must be extremely flexible. In fact, it takes people several days to recover from it.
We started off with Kaitlyn pulling the train, but then Justin came, so we decided to do the Ikea.
What does "Ikea" mean?
A furniture which started in sweden. Americans think it has high class furniture that is trendy and fashinable. But it Sweden Ikea is like buy furniture from target
Lady- Hey the couch looks nice, where did you get it?
Other lady- Oh i got it from Ikea.
Lady- Oh ya how much did you pay for that P.O.S.
Ikea - what does it mean?
the place where Swedish children go when they fail at school and there parents disassemble them into the package
child: dad what are you doing
dad: you failed so your going back to where you came from
child: were is that?
dad: IKEA
Ikea - meaning
A huge warehouse with cheaplooking stuff for your house. ALL and I mean ALL the employees who work at Ikea hate their jobs and the huge, alone, boring atmosphere. They're usually VERY rude and think all the customers are stupid losers. How ironic it is that the stuck up ones who think so, are middle aged and havn't majored in anything useful in college, and are stuck working in retail, let alone Ikea. Try it yourself, ask for help from as many Ikea employees and see how they react to you.
One of the white, old lesbian looking chicks was racsist against me and my father when we were one of the hundreds of people who could work the self-checkout crap.
I wrote letters to Ikea headquarters saying how horrible the customer service is and how mean the employees are, but they never responded.
Ikea - definition
Slang for "White People"
Minority #1: Hey man, wanna go to the golf course?
Minority #2: Nah man, too many Ikea's there
Ikea - slang
Something that looks really nice from a distance, but when you get closer, you realize it's actually very cheap.
"That chick looks hot from here, but trust me, she's totally ikea!"
Ikea
A magical place with cheep food, dragons, unicorns, and amazingly comfortable furniture.
Guy 1: Dude wanna go to Ikea?
Guy 2: Yeah bro! That place is the shit!
Ikea
A large furniture store that sells everything in a million pieces.
(open something that unexpectedly needs to be assembled)"Shit! I got Ikea'd"
Ikea
(n)1. The greatest furniture store if you want to get rid of your children.
2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit
crooked
I've been here for thirty years in this Ikea store, still trying to find my mother in all this furniture.