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What is If statement?A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make. An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside. If statement - videoIf statement - what is it?a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features. Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say? What does "If statement" mean?1. Cover Your Ass statement. "Our faucet broke again, there's water everywhere and my computer's wrecked. I'm seriously suing the landlord for this one." -- "Dude, didn't you read the contract? There's a CYA statement saying he's not responsible for damage to personal property in the apartment." If statement - what does it mean?The vague and unobtainable goals of a company or organization used by management to explain what the company or organization and they themselves do. After months of meetings and repeated drafts they thought their new Mission Statement was perfectly clear, only problem was it really had nothing to do with what they did. If statement - meaningA Barnum Statement is a phrase used by conmen (for example a psychic) to try and make people think they have some deep insight into their psychology or life. "The psychic told me that I was quite intelligent, but other people dont always see it" If statement - definitionAn if statement is a programming construct that executes logic based on application purpose. many people claim programming is difficult, but as can be seen by this very simple example, variables, functions and if statements all make sense once applied to a layman's terms use. Im going to use an if statement to settle this dispute If statement - slanga word describing a statement or one who constantly makes them Person One: Fish are friends, not food. If statementWhen someone strings multiple proclamations together, redundant or independent, when speaking. Bernadette responded to momβs lecture with, βAre you almost done statementing?β If statementMs. Gonzalez, they want to statementize your witness, please give Ms. Singh the witness' phone number. If statementsomeone wishing to stand out by voicing their own opinions. the fact i'm voicing my opinion on this is irrelevant. also attention whoring in the way they dress etc hey, you hip emo crowd...stop being such a statement. 'cause your not... |
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